Check out this job I found on monster, here is the actuall description:
Test Engineer, Outdoors Enthusiast
Salary/Wage: 40,000.00 - 45,000.00 USD /year
~3,000 annual bonus, paid quarterly
Test engineering. The Test Engineer will be responsible for testing all Trimble Outdoors products. Testing will include wireless handset software, PC software, and various web services used by consumers. Testing will have an extreme focus on the end consumer experience.
Requirements:
1 - Test Engineer must be an avid outdoors enthusiast with experience hiking, backpacking, running, biking, and/or geocaching.
2 - The successful candidate will have experience using consumer GPS and PC mapping products.
3 - The successful candidate will be enthusiastic about working outside in the heat or cold for long periods of time in potentially remote outdoor areas.
WOW!
I say again, WOW!
I apllied the minute I had a worthy resume typed up.
If I get this job I think I will be the happiest man on the planet, or at least I thought so until I saw this posting on monster:
Oral sex advisor
salary - $1.9 million/year plus stock options
Description:
The ideal candidate would be recieveing constant fellatio from multiple models at the same time throughout the work day while giving them pointers on what they can do better, and monitoring their continued development at the craft.
Requirements:
A penis.
WOWSERS!, unfortunatley the job posting was old and had been filled, that lucky son of a...
Just kidding, I made that 2nd one up, but the 1st one was real, cool huh...
...
oh, sorry, I was still thinking about... eherm...uh, something.
-fin
Test Engineer, Outdoors Enthusiast
Salary/Wage: 40,000.00 - 45,000.00 USD /year
~3,000 annual bonus, paid quarterly
Test engineering. The Test Engineer will be responsible for testing all Trimble Outdoors products. Testing will include wireless handset software, PC software, and various web services used by consumers. Testing will have an extreme focus on the end consumer experience.
Requirements:
1 - Test Engineer must be an avid outdoors enthusiast with experience hiking, backpacking, running, biking, and/or geocaching.
2 - The successful candidate will have experience using consumer GPS and PC mapping products.
3 - The successful candidate will be enthusiastic about working outside in the heat or cold for long periods of time in potentially remote outdoor areas.
WOW!
I say again, WOW!
I apllied the minute I had a worthy resume typed up.
If I get this job I think I will be the happiest man on the planet, or at least I thought so until I saw this posting on monster:
Oral sex advisor
salary - $1.9 million/year plus stock options
Description:
The ideal candidate would be recieveing constant fellatio from multiple models at the same time throughout the work day while giving them pointers on what they can do better, and monitoring their continued development at the craft.
Requirements:
A penis.
WOWSERS!, unfortunatley the job posting was old and had been filled, that lucky son of a...
Just kidding, I made that 2nd one up, but the 1st one was real, cool huh...
...
oh, sorry, I was still thinking about... eherm...uh, something.
-fin