I like lesbians.
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Though I do like lesbians, I like them for more than just the reasons you all think I like them for...
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Oh, sorry, I was miles away for a sec, anyway, I like lesbians because they are just like one of the guys, but they have boobs and a vagina.
I know it sounds weird, but I actually enjoy the company of most lesbians more than most guys, and here is why:
I love to talk to them about sex, not because I am a horny one tracked man, ok, well that helps, but because they talk about it with as much passion as I do and without all the stupid bullshit that a guy will throw in.
This, in combination with direct advise from those who do one thing better than any man, is a huge part of why I love the company of lesbians.
Oh, and lets not forget the idea that most lesbians want to have sex with straight girls as much or more than other lesbians, which makes a lot of since because I want to have sex with lesbians much more than straight girls.
This adds the concept of checking out, and hitting on, hot chicks together, not to mention that the lesbian friend will get any girl we talk to into this weird confused/ turned on/ are both the guy and the girl hitting on me and which do I like more, kinda mood. That mood really helps out the only one in the group who has a cock, especially if she isn't being tempted by the forbidden fruit of my lesbian friend, bonus.
Now, keep in mind, this has yet to pan out to its greatest end result yet, but that is most likely because in most cases, the lesbian friend and I were just doing something manly and are all sweaty and stuff.
The sweaty and stuff part brings up another plus, doing sweaty stuff with an awesomely hot chick to stare at, which gets amplified by the fact that they usually know and like that I stare.
Then there is the last reason why I love lesbians...
It is rare, and yet to happen to me, but...
Every once in a while the line: "...besides, if I was going to have sex with a guy, the only guy I would be able to do it with is slacker1, so...."
OH yeah! Even more rare is, of course, the time when that actually pans out, and again... OH YEAH!
But all the sex stuff aside, I like hanging out with lesbians because they are the best of both worlds, they are like a guy friend who its ok to fantasize about and may, someday, have sex with you, which is OK, because she is a chick.
-fin
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Though I do like lesbians, I like them for more than just the reasons you all think I like them for...
...
...
Oh, sorry, I was miles away for a sec, anyway, I like lesbians because they are just like one of the guys, but they have boobs and a vagina.
I know it sounds weird, but I actually enjoy the company of most lesbians more than most guys, and here is why:
I love to talk to them about sex, not because I am a horny one tracked man, ok, well that helps, but because they talk about it with as much passion as I do and without all the stupid bullshit that a guy will throw in.
This, in combination with direct advise from those who do one thing better than any man, is a huge part of why I love the company of lesbians.
Oh, and lets not forget the idea that most lesbians want to have sex with straight girls as much or more than other lesbians, which makes a lot of since because I want to have sex with lesbians much more than straight girls.
This adds the concept of checking out, and hitting on, hot chicks together, not to mention that the lesbian friend will get any girl we talk to into this weird confused/ turned on/ are both the guy and the girl hitting on me and which do I like more, kinda mood. That mood really helps out the only one in the group who has a cock, especially if she isn't being tempted by the forbidden fruit of my lesbian friend, bonus.
Now, keep in mind, this has yet to pan out to its greatest end result yet, but that is most likely because in most cases, the lesbian friend and I were just doing something manly and are all sweaty and stuff.
The sweaty and stuff part brings up another plus, doing sweaty stuff with an awesomely hot chick to stare at, which gets amplified by the fact that they usually know and like that I stare.
Then there is the last reason why I love lesbians...
It is rare, and yet to happen to me, but...
Every once in a while the line: "...besides, if I was going to have sex with a guy, the only guy I would be able to do it with is slacker1, so...."
OH yeah! Even more rare is, of course, the time when that actually pans out, and again... OH YEAH!
But all the sex stuff aside, I like hanging out with lesbians because they are the best of both worlds, they are like a guy friend who its ok to fantasize about and may, someday, have sex with you, which is OK, because she is a chick.
-fin
................pause breath okay
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Sorry I was thinking about .....something.