So a friend and I were talking about metrosexuals because I was not familiar with the term. Then my friend sent me a whole wack of others, which in return I share with you.
1. turbo douchebag
1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag
2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag
I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.
Source: A. "Flopsy" Paris, Mar 24, 2004
3. douchebag
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
1. bung punch
The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.
Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.
1. jelly bean
To plave your anus on the tip of someones nose while they are sleeping.
METROSEXUAL me-(.)tro - seksh-(e-)wel/ n:
1: Twenty-first century male trendsetter 2: Straight, urban man with heightened aesthetic sense 3: Man who spends time and money on appearance and shopping 4: Man willing to embrace his feminine side.
2. metrosexual
straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: pansy, sissy mary, panty waist, candy ass, fairy
1. mushroom tattoo
noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom
"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."
2. Roman Helmet
When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
All of these terms where found at urbandictionary.com.
Go there and expand your vocabulary with some of these awesome terms.
1. turbo douchebag
1. An extreme bag of douche; one who is characterized as even less desirable than a standard douchebag
2. An undesirable person who is also classifiable as a retard, i.e, a retarded douche bag
I hate that guy so much. He is a full-fledged turbo douchebag.
Source: A. "Flopsy" Paris, Mar 24, 2004
3. douchebag
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
1. bung punch
The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.
Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.
1. jelly bean
To plave your anus on the tip of someones nose while they are sleeping.
METROSEXUAL me-(.)tro - seksh-(e-)wel/ n:
1: Twenty-first century male trendsetter 2: Straight, urban man with heightened aesthetic sense 3: Man who spends time and money on appearance and shopping 4: Man willing to embrace his feminine side.
2. metrosexual
straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: pansy, sissy mary, panty waist, candy ass, fairy
1. mushroom tattoo
noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom
"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."
2. Roman Helmet
When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
All of these terms where found at urbandictionary.com.
Go there and expand your vocabulary with some of these awesome terms.
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0theamazingrando:
Dude.. a whole journal all about Depeche Mode!
annalee:
Yeah the BC Rich virgin is cool! I know a guy who has the Bitch! Its pretty mean too I know what you mean about the typing, think how many times i could have played Burn in Hell from all the replying time! happy metal magicing, im away to make some of my own soon