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Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

Dec 7, 2004
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At last I have found a missioin that I can call my own. I shall bring power metal to the musical underground of Toronto. Long have we metal heads have been subjugated, and without a place to call our own. Some of you my say, but all mighty DAVEDOR we have conserts and the last sunday of every month for metal at the reverb. If anyone fool was to settle for that, I will slay them with my mighty sword of death and rid the world of their douche baggery once and for all! The problem is that we dont have enough awesome home grow metal band playing right now. Bands like Goat Horn or... I think that is the only one that is any good. You see, there is the problem. Well dont fear bothers and sisters of metal (MANOWAR YAAAAAAA!!!) on the 27 of December this reign of crap is over for a new cursader has arised, DRAGON SLAYER!!! Doesnt the name alone scream power metal and awesomeness at the same time. This is something everyone will want to see. The guitar in this band shreads like there is no tomorrow. You will be blown away by this band's line up, songs like "Full Moon" and "The Showdown" will make you all raise your power metal swords for more. I am going to put up a link so people can lisen to their stuff pretty soon, so just sit tight. Until then, HAIL THE DARK LORDS OF METAL you twisted mother fuckers! robot
lordwarlord:
Mighty DAVEDOR, MASTER OF ALL THAT IS AWESOME, I challange you to battle me to the death! I know that the power in one of your arms alone could rip a mountain out of the ground and then crush it into dust. To look apon you face is like look apon the sun, for you glory is to great for any man to stand. Your voice is manly that to hear it is like lisenning to one thousand Barry White songs, so if anyone was to hear it they would die of blood loss from the his/her boners; which in the end whould just explode from the swelling. Your mind a razor sharp power that is able to create millions of witty puns and insults a second that could cut any man's pride to pices in a instand. I am a fool for ever challanging you in the first place. I fall before you and beg for mercy. Please dont wipe me form existance with just a glance from you mighty, sexy eyes! OH NOOOOoooo.........
Dec 9, 2004
06909xl:
I got your testimonial... You know Im beautiful wink

Thanks for the comments today, the first one made me laugh..sorry I havent answered your questions..Ive been busy being all emo and weird
Dec 9, 2004

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