longpastbedtime

No fucking way did this election day just go as it did. I hope I wake up in the morning (in a cold sweat) to find I just dreamed it all up. No fucking way.

I just came back from seeing Ann Coulter speak at my (former) college. I want to take a shower. She was extremely charismatic, I'll give her that. The whole thing came off like it should be on Blue Collar TV, with her making snotty little jibes to muster the deep-seated liberal hatred of her mostly-conservative audience. It seemed like an attempt at comedy first and...
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Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN! The Slayer/Killswitch Engage/Mastodon show I was all set to go to a week from today was just cancelled! I mean, how kickass would that have been, just a day before Halloween? That really chaps my ass. That makes 3 concerts I really wanted to see this month that I haven't been able to go to. Just... grr. I'm not a...
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I'm really tired of life right now. I don't know what to do about it. I'm tired of avoiding everything like I've been doing for so long. I've burned a lot of bridges, only to find I'm out on an island and it's lonely out here. The things I use to amuse myself I don't really enjoy anymore. They've taken on a sinister new meaning,...
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Last night, I just saw a concert experience that is almost guaranteed to overshadow any other show I will ever see. It was in St. Paul, Minnesota, on the Vote For Change tour, and the bill was Bright Eyes, R.E.M. and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, with special guest John Fogerty. Even typing that brings shivers, because even as fantastic as the lineup...
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Maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be posting, or even dealing with other humans, when you're attempting to rock out to music in front of your computer and you can't even headbang in a straight line. I'm a few kinds of fucked up right now. Nonetheless, the Deftones still rock me. And I'm seeing them soon. As well as 5 other concerts in October....
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I feel massively unfulfilled. Maybe getting hammered and renting The Shadow with my roommates wasn't the idea we should have capitalized on for tonight. Why do these ideas sound so good at, like 5:00, and then turn out to be so bad? We're a bunch of damned boobs.

Gummo is fucked up. There, I said it.

I'm going to make it a point to refrain from drinking as much as I did on Friday night for at least another week. Let's see, got to the bar at around 6:30, left around 11, maybe. I was torn up. So I left the bar, went meandering back towards the most likely place for my car, found a gyro cart guy on the way,...
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Highlight of my day thus far: pulling into the gas station to get some air for my tires, and finding an Asian lady holding the air hose and throwing a perplexed look at her car. First thought through my mind: "Oh, damn. This is going to be a while." But as it turns out she just needed a pressure gauge, which I was happy to...
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I really suck at updating. Umm, I'm still in Ames, I'm not in school, I have a job that bores me to tears, my only solace at the job is flirting with the hot recently married chick and I share an apartment with 3 guys, all of which are some of the quirkiest motherfuckers I've ever met, let alone shared a place with. Hmm, that's...
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Hey hey, I'm drunk as fuck. I just helped my friend stumble home to my place after some heavy gin drinking at another friend's, and now he's passed out on my futon while I'm wide awake and thoroughly trashed. I'm surprised I can type this. But now I have absolutely nothing do do while I'm hammered and sneezing up a storm (an unfortunate drunk trait...
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