eddie:
wha? What's DRM?
trixel:
I just discovered the coffee and tea group, and you're in it! Of course you're in it, my caffeine addicted friend. 
eddie:
purdy! Does this square format mean you made another song?! 
for new years i went to target.
and bought a salad spinner.
would i lie to you?
and bought a salad spinner.
would i lie to you?
mollymolly:
My salads never spin. They stay stationary, as vegetable matter should. How can you eat it if it is spinning around all over the place?!
P.S.
P.S.
P.P.S.
P.P.P.S.
redheadedleague:
I want a salad spinner.
DEAR SELF: YOU UPDATE TOO MUCH AND POINTLESSLY.
DEAR SELF: SUE ME.
DEAR SELF: SUE ME.
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juliana:
where did you go?
Esoteric, effete, metaphysical. COME BACK.
where did you go?
Esoteric, effete, metaphysical. COME BACK.
trixel:
freckles! What is the crazy profile pic? It dazzles me.
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trixel:
saving yourself for jesus is pretty out there. 
juliana:
Stuart: Well, its a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as "The Pentavret". Who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows".
Tony: So, who's in this "Pentavret"?
Stuart: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschildes, and Colonel Sanders before he went tet's up. Oooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. "Oooh you're gonna buy my chicken, oooh".
Charlie: Dad? How can you hate the Colonel?
Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.
***
(But one of my favorites
Harriet: Charlie, What do you look for in women you date?
Charlie: Well, I know everyone always says "sense of humor", but I'd really have to go with breast size.
Tony: So, who's in this "Pentavret"?
Stuart: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschildes, and Colonel Sanders before he went tet's up. Oooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. "Oooh you're gonna buy my chicken, oooh".
Charlie: Dad? How can you hate the Colonel?
Stuart: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.
***
(But one of my favorites
Harriet: Charlie, What do you look for in women you date?
Charlie: Well, I know everyone always says "sense of humor", but I'd really have to go with breast size.
head a splodes
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