I had the best day two days ago: I got a job and I found out I (somehow miraculously) made good grades...What could be better?
So, today I start my new job at Applebees
Yesterday I had to try to find khaki pants to wear to this new job. Let's just say pants and I don't get along. I tried on every (literally) pair of khaki pants in TJ Maxx and only one pair fit well...and those have a back pocket which I'm not allowed to have, so I had to cut it off. But at least I have pants. Then I went to Target and I found another pair, but not before feeling incredibly large and fat since most of the pants that I tried on that fit made me look incredibly large and fat. What is it about khaki pants that makes them sooo unflattering? 
And why have I gained so much weight? Ugh. But I have a job so I'm happy
And now I am going to the gym because I'm sick of shopping being a traumatic experience...
And to the rest of you, I wish you jobs without khaki pants 
So, today I start my new job at Applebees
Yesterday I had to try to find khaki pants to wear to this new job. Let's just say pants and I don't get along. I tried on every (literally) pair of khaki pants in TJ Maxx and only one pair fit well...and those have a back pocket which I'm not allowed to have, so I had to cut it off. But at least I have pants. Then I went to Target and I found another pair, but not before feeling incredibly large and fat since most of the pants that I tried on that fit made me look incredibly large and fat. What is it about khaki pants that makes them sooo unflattering? And why have I gained so much weight? Ugh. But I have a job so I'm happy
And now I am going to the gym because I'm sick of shopping being a traumatic experience...
And to the rest of you, I wish you jobs without khaki pants
sleep is always good. always. don't ever forget that.