littledeaths

I've been rolling this theory around in head and it seems to make sense so please listen:

at first there was man and woman (this is not on how we were created as that's any ones guess), woman tryed to tell man that she was interested, man tryed to impress woman... both failed!
So man created language a simple strait forward system and woman created body language and even simpler not so strait forward system and so they began to confuse each other.
End product man trys to tell woman what he thinks she wants, woman trys to communicate what she feels to help him understand and neither understands each other....