lipservicejen

i think maybe it's best if this kitty kat stays home this weekend. too much stress trying to figure out who when what where. i would love to go toobing down the river, it's a blast. but the whole "camping" part is leaving something to be desired... or at least for me considering i don't own a tent or even a damn sleeping bag. i have not owned a sleeping bag since i was in grade school! HA!
and you all know how long ago that was.

i have decided instead to do something majorly drastic!!
so.
1. i'm cutting my hair ALL off and bleaching it white, then coloring the bangs pink, blue or maybe purple like they used to be.
2. starting on my backpiece tattoo.

drastic enough?
i think not....
hmmm any ideas on what else i could do to liven my weekend up?
i think i'll go find myself a little hottie mamma to molest.
decent. so decent.


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so i just realized my membership expires on june 3rd, i tore up all my freekin credit cards too.
i guess i better send in a money order or something. i think it's like $50 for a year, like i have $50 to throw around. $9 doesn't sound to bad right about now! but i don't want to turn GREY