Mike Westhall of ProgressiveBoink, the guy whose articles I was talking about last time, emailed me yesterday morning after reading my last journal entry, in which I said some not-so-nice things about the articles on his site. I have to say that my perspective was somewhat skewed by having seen some articles on other sites that were genuinely bad. The quality of the stuff on P-boi is pretty high and I have a lot of respect for what they do. You have to check out HySpace, a Legend of Zelda spoof on MySpace. It's awesome.
I hate barking dogs. There's a new one in town. I want to tape its furry mouth shut.
Honestly, I hate foreign noise in all forms when I am at home. I demand total silence, unless I have sanctioned a noise that I wish to hear. Everyone hates car alarms, but I also hate to hear people whistling or even talking nearby when I am at home. I have been tempted on numerous occasions to quickly open the window, shout "SHUT UP!!!", and quickly shut it again so they don't know where it came from.
I really can't stand the sound of children laughing and playing, just about anywhere I go. I'm sorry, but I hate kids. Little demons, they are. Seriously, they are evil. Just look at them. When they look at their parents they have that bratty little smirk on their faces. "Look at me, mommy! Don't you LOOOOVE me?"
And crying babies! Ugh! It seems to me kids only cry to get attention, these days. It is really rare that I hear genuine "I'm upset and need help" crying from kids anymore. Maybe from little little kids, but once they hit about two or three, they're just awful little monsters. Then after they hit the teenage years, they become moderately tolerable again, but only if they're smart. There are way too many moronic kids in the world today. Too many morons, period.
Sheesh, I sound like the worlds biggest misanthrope. Maybe I am.
I downloaded the video of the world record 4 hour and 57 minute speed run of Ocarina of Time. Wow. I didn't sit there and watch for 5 hours; I took plenty of breaks. I can't imagine sitting there playing a game for 5 hours straight like that. And man, some of the tricks he used! (Spoilered for your protection.)
I hate barking dogs. There's a new one in town. I want to tape its furry mouth shut.
Honestly, I hate foreign noise in all forms when I am at home. I demand total silence, unless I have sanctioned a noise that I wish to hear. Everyone hates car alarms, but I also hate to hear people whistling or even talking nearby when I am at home. I have been tempted on numerous occasions to quickly open the window, shout "SHUT UP!!!", and quickly shut it again so they don't know where it came from.
I really can't stand the sound of children laughing and playing, just about anywhere I go. I'm sorry, but I hate kids. Little demons, they are. Seriously, they are evil. Just look at them. When they look at their parents they have that bratty little smirk on their faces. "Look at me, mommy! Don't you LOOOOVE me?"
And crying babies! Ugh! It seems to me kids only cry to get attention, these days. It is really rare that I hear genuine "I'm upset and need help" crying from kids anymore. Maybe from little little kids, but once they hit about two or three, they're just awful little monsters. Then after they hit the teenage years, they become moderately tolerable again, but only if they're smart. There are way too many moronic kids in the world today. Too many morons, period.
Sheesh, I sound like the worlds biggest misanthrope. Maybe I am.
I downloaded the video of the world record 4 hour and 57 minute speed run of Ocarina of Time. Wow. I didn't sit there and watch for 5 hours; I took plenty of breaks. I can't imagine sitting there playing a game for 5 hours straight like that. And man, some of the tricks he used! (Spoilered for your protection.)
AS YOU CAN SEE, I could go on and on about Zelda for, like, ever. I'll stop there. For now.
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This kid @ 8 yrs old or so held the store door so ernestly and long for me yesterday I was quite taken aback. Maybe I just look very old now!