A cave with internet access.
Mom made her home page HappyNews.com. I really don't blame her; if I had a home page other than my own web site (and whatever other tabs I had open when I last closed Firefox), that might be it.
Speaking of my own web site, I've redesigned it. Go take a look. I wanted links to all be black, but in the blog part that was too confusing. I guess I could make links black and underlined. Ooh, or I could use an obnoxious CSS effect like a dotted border! Nah, that wouldn't go with the clean-cut look I'm trying to do.
Tech talk:
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I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to yoooou…
That's really not true, though, because I have never, ever been with "it". Whatever "it" is. 
What's "it" has always seemed weird and scary to me. What is it Edna Krabappel once said? Well, actually, it was Principal Skinner who once commented that he loved how she could be "personally offended by broad social trends". That's me.
Ah, The Simpsons. There's a one-liner for every situation.
What is WITH these mp3 ringtones that people have turned up so loud that it seems like it'll make their earpieces explode?? Someone asked in a recent thread, "what's the deal with this neurotic hatred of cell phones?" to which I simply replied, "they're obnoxious". FridgeMagnet ripped apart my two word post by claiming that inanimate objects can't be obnoxious, and that it's the people holding the cell phones who are awarded that adjective. Nuh-uh. Obnoxious is defined as "very annoying or objectionable; offensive or odious" which can be applied to inanimate and animate objects alike. Of course, I was scared away by FM's post and only thought of this comeback many hours after he said that. But, anyway, what I'm trying to say in a roundabout way is that ringtones are simply obnoxious.
Which is a perfect segue into my latest endeavor, contributing to OEDILF — the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form! How fun! I've never been particularly "into" limericks, or rhyming, or wordplay, or puns, or things of that nature, but I've been able to jump right in anyway. Here are the ones I've done, none of which have received final approval.
They have kind of a wacky system over there, rife with acronyms, like RFA, WD, WS, etc. If you simply don't care, don't click the spoiler.
They have a distinction called IMOTOR, which stands for "In my opinion, this one rocks!". My "beatboxing" limerick (of which I am quite proud) has received this distinction along with its first RFA.
I would go on, but my headache is kind of bad. Have a fun rest of the weekend! 
