Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question. […]do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?
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Never spell boy "boi".
Never spell yeah "ya".
Never spell whoa "woah".
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A word to the wise: don't laugh in the shower. *cough splutter*
Why was I laughing in the shower, you ask? Well, I thought of something funny! That tends to happen to me a lot.
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A certain special someone says she bought me something from my Amazon wish list.
I could peek and see what she got, but I want to be surprised! Amazon is pretty quick sending stuff, so I'm sure I'll get it by the end of the week.
Ohhh, I am so tempted to peek. But I won't.
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The treasury office sent me a sizable check, without much explanation beyond listing my old vanity plate number in the line items. They're giving me more money than I paid for the plates, and I'm not sure why, but I ain't complainin'.
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I have been known to journal stalk members and SGs here. My definition of "journal stalking" is to read the stalkee's journal regularly, but never leave any comments. I took several stalkees off my bookmarks the other night, realizing that I just would never get up the nerve to leave a comment.
I know I'm not the only one, and furthermore, I realize that I may have a horde of silent watchers reading my journal regularly and never leaving any comments. Okay, maybe not a "horde", per se, but I suspect at least a handful of folks are reading me from the wings.
Don't be shy!
I know I fall victim to never-knowing-what-to-say-itis, but maybe you could just give me a friendly hello to let me know you're there.
Or maybe I'm completely deluded into thinking I'm more popular than I really am, and actually have NO journal stalkers whatsoever. I guess I'll be finding out…
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I made this teaser:
I think it looks pretty great! It got approved! I'll try to make more good teasers in the days to come. Maybe I'll be one of the top 5 in that contest… I'll probably lose to people who can do all those fancy-shmancy effects.
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rollerdisco's SHOPPIN' LIST:
- Big ol' 12-pack of Cherry Coke (to be bought on a separate trip to minimize heavy lifting/carrying)
- Big ol' bottle of berry flavored Juicy Juice
- Bag or two of extra wide egg nudels
- Carton or two of LIMEADE
- Bag or two of Ore Ida Crispers french fries (should that be "French" fries?)
- Box or three of three cheese Bagel Bites
- Box or two of Morningstar Farms' veggie sausage links (these are good; microwave two of them for one minute, let them sit for a minute, and you got yourself some good eatin')
- Three or four Granny Smith or Gala apples
- bar soap
- Cascade
I may add to this list throughout the day as I think of other foodstuffs I desire. I would tell you to check back to watch the excitement unfold, but I'm sure it's quite dull, really!
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?
■ ■ ■
Never spell boy "boi".
Never spell yeah "ya".
Never spell whoa "woah".
■ ■ ■
A word to the wise: don't laugh in the shower. *cough splutter*
Why was I laughing in the shower, you ask? Well, I thought of something funny! That tends to happen to me a lot.
■ ■ ■
A certain special someone says she bought me something from my Amazon wish list.
I could peek and see what she got, but I want to be surprised! Amazon is pretty quick sending stuff, so I'm sure I'll get it by the end of the week.
Ohhh, I am so tempted to peek. But I won't.
■ ■ ■
The treasury office sent me a sizable check, without much explanation beyond listing my old vanity plate number in the line items. They're giving me more money than I paid for the plates, and I'm not sure why, but I ain't complainin'.
■ ■ ■
I have been known to journal stalk members and SGs here. My definition of "journal stalking" is to read the stalkee's journal regularly, but never leave any comments. I took several stalkees off my bookmarks the other night, realizing that I just would never get up the nerve to leave a comment.
I know I'm not the only one, and furthermore, I realize that I may have a horde of silent watchers reading my journal regularly and never leaving any comments. Okay, maybe not a "horde", per se, but I suspect at least a handful of folks are reading me from the wings.
Don't be shy!
I know I fall victim to never-knowing-what-to-say-itis, but maybe you could just give me a friendly hello to let me know you're there.
Or maybe I'm completely deluded into thinking I'm more popular than I really am, and actually have NO journal stalkers whatsoever. I guess I'll be finding out…
■ ■ ■
I made this teaser:
I think it looks pretty great! It got approved! I'll try to make more good teasers in the days to come. Maybe I'll be one of the top 5 in that contest… I'll probably lose to people who can do all those fancy-shmancy effects.
■ ■ ■
rollerdisco's SHOPPIN' LIST:
- Big ol' 12-pack of Cherry Coke (to be bought on a separate trip to minimize heavy lifting/carrying)
- Big ol' bottle of berry flavored Juicy Juice
- Bag or two of extra wide egg nudels
- Carton or two of LIMEADE
- Bag or two of Ore Ida Crispers french fries (should that be "French" fries?)
- Box or three of three cheese Bagel Bites
- Box or two of Morningstar Farms' veggie sausage links (these are good; microwave two of them for one minute, let them sit for a minute, and you got yourself some good eatin')
- Three or four Granny Smith or Gala apples
- bar soap
- Cascade
I may add to this list throughout the day as I think of other foodstuffs I desire. I would tell you to check back to watch the excitement unfold, but I'm sure it's quite dull, really!
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I had a Cherry Coke today, but lately I have been drinking a lot of Jones Soda's Berry Lemonade flavor. It took some getting used to, but now I rather like it. (#)