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Monday Nov 01, 2004

Nov 1, 2004
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Ok guys,
Ya know I was having a great day today. I was fixin cars things were goin' good all was well. Then I'm doin a favor for one of the boys in the shop casually twirling a screwdriver in my hand and drop it. As this screwdriver is bouncing around on the floor I figure I would grab it while it was still moving. Bad idea!! I reach down real quick and the screwdriver happened to be in the point up position and my palm pinned it against the concrete. What are the fuckin odds right. Any way all of my weight reaching down forces this screwdriver most of the way through my hand. I punctured my palm which really doesn't hurt that bad it is the bruise that it left on the opposite side of my hand where it almost came out that really hurts. I got lucky there is no nerve or tendon damage but shit did that hurt. Double take. But shit did that hurt. When I lifted my hand this fuckin screwdriver was dangling from my palm and I had to pull it out. Now I have to go to therapy for a week and go back to the doctor. It takes me five minutes to button my pants. Five minutes. The worst part is all of my pants are button fly. Next time I'm gonna buy some freakin zippers.. They gave me this goofy micheal jackson inside out Isotoner lookin glove to keep down swelling. It totally kills the sex life. Honestly who could be turned on by Michael Jackson. Oh well six hours in the hospital and hand surgeons office no big deal. The fact that I'm wax the carrot with my left hand tonight totally fucked up. Ya just can't get the same stroke and you gotta drain the tank or I wake up all stressed out. Maybe it's time for a booty call. Anytakers. (kidding wait no seriously no kidding really)

Well hell of a day,
lingusamungus
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
godsmoker:
Wow, I've never seen a quadruple post before! shocked I thought the pumpkin carving was sweet too, so I had to get a picture. Thanks for commenting.
Nov 1, 2004
godsmoker:
Yeah it's a glitch that happens from time to time..... I've just never seen 4 in a row before.

Were you at Gadget's kickball game on Sunday?
Nov 2, 2004

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