lilsancho

to have high school reunions in towns with fewer than like 100k people. They're all seeing each other at Walmart just about every other weekend, I promise you.

Let's all do the right thing and always refer to urologists as "foreskin tellers" going forward. I'm losing my shit at the idea of a medical professional closely examining an outgoing patient's dick and telling them, "looks like you're about 27 years old" etc like a palm reader, just reciting all the shit they already read in the case file.

The Brave Little Toaster (1987) turned 18 years old in 2005. How come we never got a The Brave Little Spit Roaster spin-off? It's been like 15 years legal already, I'm about to storyboard this thing myself.

Has anybody thought of Penisaur yet? Like Venusaur except when he vine whips, it's just a bunch of vas deferens tubes and he has a giant dick on his back instead of a flower? I'm not sure if I should retract this patent application or not.

Finally somebody speaks out on this. I'm not afraid to say it anymore. Sunscreen rules.

Her: "She's so beautiful..."

Doctor: "Yup, she's a GE Logiq P9 with B-Flow™ Technology."

Her: "Uh, I meant my daugh-"

Doctor: "It runs Runescape perfectly..."