Okay let me be the first to say I am a dumbass. I noticed a few days ago my friends list got smaller... Had no clue why, just brushed it off thinking I was just hallucinating. Well thanks to Mrs Babygirl bringing it to my attention I realised I deleted a few people from the edit pref screen on mistake. Yes I r a dumbass....
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(Approximates)
9:32pm
I zipped my hair into the zipper of the bodybag. It tried to eat me.
9:47pm
Managed to yank my hair out of the zipper but fell off the bed doing so
9:52pm
Managed to inchworm my way back onto the bed and masturbated
10:31pm
Oldest son woke up crying, needs a drink
10:32pm
Cant get out. Need help, but hes in the...
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9:32pm
I zipped my hair into the zipper of the bodybag. It tried to eat me.
9:47pm
Managed to yank my hair out of the zipper but fell off the bed doing so
9:52pm
Managed to inchworm my way back onto the bed and masturbated
10:31pm
Oldest son woke up crying, needs a drink
10:32pm
Cant get out. Need help, but hes in the...
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jikarx:
would love to have watch you masturbate in the body bag 
peggy:
So why was I removed?
Name changed to protect the not so innocent.
To my hands,
I've broken you
Cracked you
Slammed you in a car door
Used you to wipe a tear away
All without thanks
I've used you to do my talking
Picked my nose with you
Soothed a crying baby with you
Made a life with you
without thanks
I've masturbated using you
I've masturbated others using...
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To my hands,
I've broken you
Cracked you
Slammed you in a car door
Used you to wipe a tear away
All without thanks
I've used you to do my talking
Picked my nose with you
Soothed a crying baby with you
Made a life with you
without thanks
I've masturbated using you
I've masturbated others using...
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trixel:
Oh my, yes, much better. Thank you, Sex Goddess. 
nocontrol:
You're not in a very good mood, are ya punkin? Wassamatter? 
I got the bodybag Saturday as promised So I figured I'd let you all in on my little experience.
I went out drinking with Ash on Saturday night and got home around 2am I had planned on just going up to bed but decided to unpack the box and just take a look at it.
I opened the plastic packing it was in and laid...
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I went out drinking with Ash on Saturday night and got home around 2am I had planned on just going up to bed but decided to unpack the box and just take a look at it.
I opened the plastic packing it was in and laid...
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user209834982:
woah! kinkiness! rowr! 
killbillla:
Sweet dreams...yes it was a fun thread. 
So I chatted with a few people from here last night 
masturbated, then headed over to my neighbors house for some drinking. We got into this discussion about cooking, which moved into vegetables which moved into masturbatory vegetables which moved into weirdest items you have ever used to masturbate with. I thought I was freak, I got nothing compared to Mary.. She looks so June...
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masturbated, then headed over to my neighbors house for some drinking. We got into this discussion about cooking, which moved into vegetables which moved into masturbatory vegetables which moved into weirdest items you have ever used to masturbate with. I thought I was freak, I got nothing compared to Mary.. She looks so June... Read More
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jumpinjackshit:
Hey... the whole thing that blew up last week with you leaving the group and me kicking souljacker out left a real bad taste in my mouth. The whole thing was a temporary flare-up... a conflict of opinion that could have come to pass. I'm terribly sorry that you felt you needed to leave but you know you are always welcome back there, and so is souljacker. I value both of you as members of that group and just because things get heated sometimes doesn't mean that it can't be resolved without people who were there from early on like you both were leaving the group. Please reconsider.
climac:
the pics weren't very good. I did delete them...sorry...i just thought they weren't too good... i only have a camera phone so they don't come out too good.
i'll try again
i'll try again
So I set my backyard on fire last night and roasted some cicadas.
My neighbor and I are having so much fun with these little fuckers. She is the queen of mixed drinks and made jello shooters with 1 toasted cicada in the bottom of each glass. In order to slurp a shooter you had to eat the cicada. Ugh of course I did it....
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My neighbor and I are having so much fun with these little fuckers. She is the queen of mixed drinks and made jello shooters with 1 toasted cicada in the bottom of each glass. In order to slurp a shooter you had to eat the cicada. Ugh of course I did it....
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buddha:
i hate most bugs.... I specially detest those with more then 6 legs (spiders centipeds, etc etc) But i have always loved the cicadas, maybe because of the sound they make, how they leave thier perfect little shells behind when they get thier wings. I've downed teh worm in mescal, dont think i could ingest a cicada thou... those fuckers are huge 
sorry, i ramble
sorry, i ramble
akirali:
heheh seriously. i mean aside from guns cigs and roses i dont think you need anything more in life. well maybe one other thing
Shameless self promotion....
If ya dig fat chicks I posted a new set on PSW today
Feelin' hot hot hot, yes
Feelin' hot hot hot, bud-did-did-oh
Feelin' hot hot hot, yes
Feelin' hot hot hot, bud-did-did-did-did-oh
Come on baby girl, whoo
Oh, you're feelin' hot now
Hey man on fire
His soul on fire
Feelin' hot hot hot, hey
Party people all around me
Feelin'...
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trixel:
You are just a brilliant ball of energy cleverly disguised as a beautiful sexy vibrant crazy honest human being. I love you.
tarnish:
ah those lyrics remind me of the cruise! lol. it was like 24/7 party music on the upper deck. heh.
I heart your tattoos!
I heart your tattoos!
What a great weekend!!!
I swear if there was a heaven I found it this saturday. Had a absolutely lushcious weekend in every respect. I got to hang out with my inker scott who is one of the coolest guys I know. He totally rocks and is so fucking cute.. I got new ink this weekend my chubby lil pin up queen she is just...
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I swear if there was a heaven I found it this saturday. Had a absolutely lushcious weekend in every respect. I got to hang out with my inker scott who is one of the coolest guys I know. He totally rocks and is so fucking cute.. I got new ink this weekend my chubby lil pin up queen she is just...
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johnnythsaint:
Oh, and by the way, that new tattoo is very fuckin' nice.
puresauciness:
Okay, so i tried to e-mail you through the contact thingie but it didn't work. Can you send me an e-mail so I can send you one? (yes, that sounds fucked up I know)
Yes, my pretty, I still want to do the set. I also want to hang out so hit me up!
Yes, my pretty, I still want to do the set. I also want to hang out so hit me up!
Things I want to do by Sunday
1. Ride a mechanical bull
20. Call my manager a asshole and quit
26. Dear Dork, I wanna fuck you like an animal Love, Dumbass
What would you like to do by Sunday?
I took out the things I have done so far:
2. Buy a 6 pack of vaseline from 7/11 (thanks Nirvana454) (they really do come...
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1. Ride a mechanical bull
20. Call my manager a asshole and quit
26. Dear Dork, I wanna fuck you like an animal Love, Dumbass
What would you like to do by Sunday?
I took out the things I have done so far:
2. Buy a 6 pack of vaseline from 7/11 (thanks Nirvana454) (they really do come...
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iyce:
..you say "woot..woot"...that's so cute..
lucifersmile:
Good work girl, you are my hero.
To everyone who commented:
You guys are absolutely the best ever!
Just wanted to take a second to just let you all know I appreciate all the things you wrote here and to my email.. Yesterday and Monday was a hell of a shithole for me and you all made things so much brighter with your kind words, e-hugs and kisses, and just all around...
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You guys are absolutely the best ever!
Just wanted to take a second to just let you all know I appreciate all the things you wrote here and to my email.. Yesterday and Monday was a hell of a shithole for me and you all made things so much brighter with your kind words, e-hugs and kisses, and just all around...
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ouioui:
*hug*
widower2000:
How is your son? I hope he is recovering well.
Not much to say at the moment.
Be well my friend, and if you need me, just email me.
Hugs and
Not much to say at the moment.
Be well my friend, and if you need me, just email me.
Hugs and
wow... I would hate to drop my pants in front of you then.
Psh. Forget that shit. You get no more cockshots.
MEAN.
have fun at the hooka bar.