The Crud Club Plague
If you read my last blog you know that I went to the strip club from Hell the other day. Well, the next morning I woke up with..... THE CRUD CLUB PLAGUE. I'm talking full on vomiting and fever. While it might have just been a 24 hour bug or a bad sandwich at the Subway in Bradenton, I'm going to go ahead and blame it on that club anyway!
*I shake my tiny fist at thee!*
I am feeling better today though, and I'm off to the gym in a few hours to take the Latin Heat class. I'm addicted to this class. It's so much fun! There's some cha-cha-cha and some shaking-the-booty along with some yelling, whooping, and a whole lot of sweating. I worked so hard last time that even my shins were sweating! I didn't even know my shins could sweat.
Thursday I'm going to Busch Gardens with Nix, Alan, Christina, and my mom for Alan's birthday. It's a good thing I've got a year pass because I am completely broke right now. Still, should be a good time. I'll just take an empty bottle with me and fill it up with water so I don't pass out in the heat! If for some reason you didn't know it was hot as Hell in Florida, you do now!
Amazingly Stupid Adventures Part 2
As if the strip club adventure were not crazy enough.....
My dryer broke. The belt that turns the barrel snapped and now no more dryer. Well, what do you do when you are poor and you can't afford to fix the darn thing or get a new dryer? I'll tell you what. You get this brilliant idea that you're going to go out in your backyard and hang up a clothesline.
That is exactly what I did. I didn't have any actual clothes line, and again I'm poor so there was no buying one. So, I got some twine I had for hanging paintings and I strung the stuff along the back porch from pole to pole. Then, I washed my clothes and hung them in the backyard.
Right now you're probably thinking: Oh, how clever? NO.
Do you know what laundry that has been hanging outside FEELS like after it's dry? I'm pretty sure my underwear could have stood up on their own and I probably could have put a cup holder on top of them and sat my tea on them! They get crunchy! And, not just any kind of crunchy but the kind where the towels turn to sandpaper and if you put your panties on they skin your ass.
It's ok if you're laughing at me right now. I was laughing at me too.... and yet, I still have clothes hanging on the back porch. What else is a girl to do? ;P
I hope you are all having a terrific day!
xoxo
If you read my last blog you know that I went to the strip club from Hell the other day. Well, the next morning I woke up with..... THE CRUD CLUB PLAGUE. I'm talking full on vomiting and fever. While it might have just been a 24 hour bug or a bad sandwich at the Subway in Bradenton, I'm going to go ahead and blame it on that club anyway!
*I shake my tiny fist at thee!*
I am feeling better today though, and I'm off to the gym in a few hours to take the Latin Heat class. I'm addicted to this class. It's so much fun! There's some cha-cha-cha and some shaking-the-booty along with some yelling, whooping, and a whole lot of sweating. I worked so hard last time that even my shins were sweating! I didn't even know my shins could sweat.
Thursday I'm going to Busch Gardens with Nix, Alan, Christina, and my mom for Alan's birthday. It's a good thing I've got a year pass because I am completely broke right now. Still, should be a good time. I'll just take an empty bottle with me and fill it up with water so I don't pass out in the heat! If for some reason you didn't know it was hot as Hell in Florida, you do now!
Amazingly Stupid Adventures Part 2
As if the strip club adventure were not crazy enough.....
My dryer broke. The belt that turns the barrel snapped and now no more dryer. Well, what do you do when you are poor and you can't afford to fix the darn thing or get a new dryer? I'll tell you what. You get this brilliant idea that you're going to go out in your backyard and hang up a clothesline.
That is exactly what I did. I didn't have any actual clothes line, and again I'm poor so there was no buying one. So, I got some twine I had for hanging paintings and I strung the stuff along the back porch from pole to pole. Then, I washed my clothes and hung them in the backyard.
Right now you're probably thinking: Oh, how clever? NO.
Do you know what laundry that has been hanging outside FEELS like after it's dry? I'm pretty sure my underwear could have stood up on their own and I probably could have put a cup holder on top of them and sat my tea on them! They get crunchy! And, not just any kind of crunchy but the kind where the towels turn to sandpaper and if you put your panties on they skin your ass.
It's ok if you're laughing at me right now. I was laughing at me too.... and yet, I still have clothes hanging on the back porch. What else is a girl to do? ;P
I hope you are all having a terrific day!
xoxo
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The plague! Figures!
Well, I hope you have fun at the Gardens!