i am... lazy. i procrastinate well. i am slightly egotistical but self-deprecating and sometimes unsure of myself. i am older than i look. i am opinionated. i am a funny person - i make people laugh, usually at my expense but sometimes at theirs but only if they deserve it.
i enjoy... the word 'enjoy.' say it out loud over and over again... enjoy... enjoy...enjoy. I enjoy cuddling and things that happen sometimes before, sometimes after, or sometimes before and after cuddling. i enjoy slow, deep passionate kisses. i enjoy music and art. i enjoy kustom and couter culture. i enjoy corndogs. i enjoy travelling. i enjoy.
i am looking for... a winning lottery ticket, a drinking buddy, some band mates, my car keys, a female version of me but with bigger boobs and longer hair. i am looking for someone who knows the difference between and the correct usage of 'nauseous' and 'nauseated.'
i enjoy... the word 'enjoy.' say it out loud over and over again... enjoy... enjoy...enjoy. I enjoy cuddling and things that happen sometimes before, sometimes after, or sometimes before and after cuddling. i enjoy slow, deep passionate kisses. i enjoy music and art. i enjoy kustom and couter culture. i enjoy corndogs. i enjoy travelling. i enjoy.
i am looking for... a winning lottery ticket, a drinking buddy, some band mates, my car keys, a female version of me but with bigger boobs and longer hair. i am looking for someone who knows the difference between and the correct usage of 'nauseous' and 'nauseated.'
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