happiness is.... a hangover and a cold beer.
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I guess I mis-stated the las entry.
Life is simple. espeically mine.
People are complicated. Stupid people.
It's not a bad thing. I just like it when everything runs smoothly and you don;t have to think too much unless you ahve to and everyone's happy.
I'm happy. I plan on staying that way.
Life is simple. espeically mine.
People are complicated. Stupid people.
It's not a bad thing. I just like it when everything runs smoothly and you don;t have to think too much unless you ahve to and everyone's happy.
I'm happy. I plan on staying that way.
demolitionkitten:
I like happy.
I hate thinking.
you can be in charge of me from now on.
Then I'll never have to worry about it.
(did I read something about a harum?)
I hate thinking.
you can be in charge of me from now on.
Then I'll never have to worry about it.
(did I read something about a harum?)
dear god my life is complicated.
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echobunny:
"dear god my life is complicated".....
welcome to the club tuff....
we all tend to have of crosses to bear, some worse than others....
heres hoping that you make it through unscathed.....
welcome to the club tuff....
we all tend to have of crosses to bear, some worse than others....
heres hoping that you make it through unscathed.....
demolitionkitten:
oh fun. You will have to let me know when so I can come put and play with you.
um, that sounded bad I know..but that is how I like it.
how did I know? how did I know?! it says so right on your website thingy, dingy dongy
um, that sounded bad I know..but that is how I like it.
how did I know? how did I know?! it says so right on your website thingy, dingy dongy
Crap! I wrote all this stuff in my journal just now and hit submit and POOF! it was gone. O leaves for a few days amd the site gets all buggy. Poor O.
I talked all about fun stuff too. I'm super horny for some reason and am having a crush a day and I confessed to it. Harmless crushes. Crushes that don't require self-control....
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I talked all about fun stuff too. I'm super horny for some reason and am having a crush a day and I confessed to it. Harmless crushes. Crushes that don't require self-control....
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demolitionkitten:
oh, there is. trust me. fear me. hand over the f-ing goods! ...and then I'll still spank ya up
dia:
I have an eternal crush on you: but you are too dense to ever notice it, pork lover.
Man oh man. THis tylenol sore throat and flu medicine is some good stuff. I just realized that I've had my boxers on backwards all day.
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demolitionkitten:
you'd have to go back in my journal to see what in the hell I was talking about. Not really worth it. I just see amusement in everything.
no, I didn't threaten you..yet.
and no, I haven't sexually harassed you.. yet.
I'm working up the nerve still. I am shy.
no, I didn't threaten you..yet.
and no, I haven't sexually harassed you.. yet.
I'm working up the nerve still. I am shy.
deliverance:
All the fine things that come in glowing colored liquicaps these days. I miss stumbling around the streets of Seattle on Robotussin.
My fucking god, I just realized that was 17 years ago. I will now drink. Shit. I f you weren't 52, I 'd never tell you these things.
Say hello to my (taken, dammit) sweetheart Angela some Friday at Blowfish for me, will ya?
Pappy
My fucking god, I just realized that was 17 years ago. I will now drink. Shit. I f you weren't 52, I 'd never tell you these things.
Say hello to my (taken, dammit) sweetheart Angela some Friday at Blowfish for me, will ya?
Pappy
Ugh. I'm fighting off the summer cold. I feel like I'm breathing through a charcoal filter and my throat is all scratchy. suxOr.
I wish I could get me a good nights sleep. Last night I had crazy dreams that I was a bartender on some far away planet. The cultural customs were all whacky and confusing and backwards. Not backwards in a bad way...
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I wish I could get me a good nights sleep. Last night I had crazy dreams that I was a bartender on some far away planet. The cultural customs were all whacky and confusing and backwards. Not backwards in a bad way...
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demolitionkitten:
Thanks : ) Looks I already have a referral and looks like the guy is a gentile. yay! haha
I am just cautious of chiropractors because I know sometimes they can do more harm than good.
I hope you figure out what is wrong with you and feel better from your cold. So many people have been sick lately it's crazy. Take a bath, mine helped today.
I watched part of a movie on lifetime the other day (I was THAT bored) and farrah fawcett was wearing these awfully tight gold pants and had super bad camel-toe. I couldn't stop staring. I know you didn't want to know that. I am leaving your page now.
I am just cautious of chiropractors because I know sometimes they can do more harm than good.
I hope you figure out what is wrong with you and feel better from your cold. So many people have been sick lately it's crazy. Take a bath, mine helped today.
I watched part of a movie on lifetime the other day (I was THAT bored) and farrah fawcett was wearing these awfully tight gold pants and had super bad camel-toe. I couldn't stop staring. I know you didn't want to know that. I am leaving your page now.
demolitionkitten:
oh, and just to clear things up... my gentile remark was the result of laughing over a type-o in my comments. so don't get any ideas, bub
I keep dreaming devo-related things lately. The last few nights anyway. I have woke up laughing several times. I wish I could remember them better.
I keep dreaming devo-related things lately. The last few nights anyway. I have woke up laughing several times. I wish I could remember them better.
whoooo. I'm back kiddies.
what a weekend. I'm exhausted. How many times can you explain what you do over a four day period? Eesh. I sounded like a broken record.
rich people are fucking rude and arrogant, btw.
if I'm ever rich - I'll be nice.
what a weekend. I'm exhausted. How many times can you explain what you do over a four day period? Eesh. I sounded like a broken record.
rich people are fucking rude and arrogant, btw.
if I'm ever rich - I'll be nice.
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lola:
tuffy your new picture is super cute!!!
digdug:
Stylin!
Sorry Kids, Tuff is off to Aspen for work for a few days and then Denver for play. Prolly won;t be around much til next week.
batattak:
Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to wet my pants.
So I guess I'm a bartender now.
I went to the bar the other night to get my drink on and at 7:30 coach put me in. It was my night to shine.
Apparently I done good. I got called up again last night cuz the bar was slammed.
I made enough in two nights of tips to cover my flight to New York.
And...
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I went to the bar the other night to get my drink on and at 7:30 coach put me in. It was my night to shine.
Apparently I done good. I got called up again last night cuz the bar was slammed.
I made enough in two nights of tips to cover my flight to New York.
And...
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digdug:
Yeah, um, I'll have a tennessee chango malassi quickdraw please - on the rocks.
inkedgirl:
I miss bartending. I loved it.
True story.
When my friend was a lil baby, she had a dangerously high fever. Her doctor told her parents that she would definitely suffer brain damage if she survived the fever.
She lived. It took years to determine that she possesed full dexterity and slightly above average intelligence.
Rather than making the logical assumption that the fever caused no damage, the doctor hypothesized that...
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When my friend was a lil baby, she had a dangerously high fever. Her doctor told her parents that she would definitely suffer brain damage if she survived the fever.
She lived. It took years to determine that she possesed full dexterity and slightly above average intelligence.
Rather than making the logical assumption that the fever caused no damage, the doctor hypothesized that...
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elise:
that is the CUTEST dog EVER.
besides mine. but still!!! how cuuuute :-)
besides mine. but still!!! how cuuuute :-)
alexcuervo:
Dude - I happen to know that there exists a Hank Williams Sr. BOBBLEHEAD! Seen it? It's ginchy!
I love my doggie. He's the bestest.
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digdug:
Those are some JOWELS!!
What is his name?
As LaneMeyers says, jobs are tools of the man.
What is his name?
As LaneMeyers says, jobs are tools of the man.
lil_tuffy:
My dogs name is floyd.
I agree with LaneMeyer, that's why I work for myself.
I agree with LaneMeyer, that's why I work for myself.
oof. I was a lil drunk last night. I think I was doing some drinkin' and typin.' Hopefully nothing too embarressing or offensive.
My head hurts. I need to go get something greasy.
My head hurts. I need to go get something greasy.
dia:
I got something greasy for you, li'l tuffy...
(Suck it and See music)
(Suck it and See music)
and what did you mean by "if"?