lightbulbjack

Pray for my customers today.

Ive been up most of the night because of my back, my roommate playing Final Fantasy online and because my room was hot. Its 7:39 am and I am not in the mood for anyone shit today.

I also have to deal with my boss today and hopefully hire someone. Today will not be pretty.

Im still waiting for my car to get fixed. Its going to be just south of 4oo dollars. Not really the way I wanted to start off the week.

Tuesday is my open to close shift. Like always Im not looking forward to it. I found out last Friday that I have used up all my chiropractor visits that my insurance will cover for the...
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Im not sure what the deal was today. All day it was one asshole customer after another. There must have been someone in the parking lot shoving sticks up everyones ass.

I was planning on spending tomorrow looking for a job. It looks like part of my day is going to be spent getting my car fixed. There is something grinding on the driver side...
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Went to Grand Rapids last night, I had a blast. I havent laughed so hard in a long time. Between my back problems and work crap. It was just what I needed.

Many thanks to EvanX MadWill Sorcha & Speedphreak for a highly entertaining evening. And PainJunkie06 for hoasting our little band of misfits who made fun of most of his customers.

Go forth my...
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It needs work but I thought I would share. Ok, it needs alot of work but I like the idea.

Post It note theater
Its the dead of the night, and young Amish Turks have gathered at the cheese factory. Brazen Amish girls walk among them with their bonnets off and the top button of their shirts undone.

Just about the time everyone is ready...
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Pop quiz answers

1. How many 200 mg Ibuprofens did I take today? c. 14 Actually it was 18 by the time I went to bed. Dont try this at home kiddies. My back is uber fucked up at the moment.
2. Which one of these subjects did one of my customers decide to describe to me in graphic detail? c. A hematoma.
3. True...
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My back hurts so bad I can barely stand. It feels like the vertebra in my lower back is grinding against each other. Needs less to say today sucked.

Take my pop quiz God Damn it!!!!! The coolness of the prize will be determined by who ever I declare the winner. Anyone with boobs will automatically get a much cooler prize. Girl boobs.

1. How...
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There are some truly amazing people on this site. My last mental blowout brought that fact home. I case I never said it, thank you.

Dont worry Im not leaving or dieing. I just want to thank you guys for taking in a stray and making him feel welcome.

You guys rock.

Tomorrow is my open to close day. My back already hurts. Its going...
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Maybe its because I dont want to go back to work tomorrow and start fighting with my boss. Maybe its the weather. Maybe its because I feel like someone just threw me away. I dont know. Today I just feel beige.

I just got back from seeing The Day After Tomorrow. There were sooo many MST3K moments in this movie. I had a hard time not talking to the screen. We really need to have a viewing of this movie when it comes out on DVD.