Apparently:
~It is not as easy to get a free coke as online videos suggest...
~Taking your top off is grounds for elimination from the dating pool...and reason to suspect one
will engage in a threesome with you.
~Tires do not make good pets despite having been given an awesome name like Buster and being
relatively easy to take for walks.
~Air guns are illegal on campus and throwing knives stick best in the sides of Palm trees and the
backs of old 18 wheelers.
~A 50cc scooter CAN be taken offroad...even with a 170 lb. male passenger on the back.
~House plants that are left anywhere within the vicinity of the trash chute (including the hallway
outside the door) are fair game for anyone who is willing to believe in the plant's strong will to live.
~Pretending you have been in prison is a bad joke to play on someone whose lost everything they
had because of a family member being sent there.
~...It is also not a completely unforgivable offense. (
)
~Getting naked in tree is not at all like being in an old Tarzan film based on a comic by Edgar Rice
Burroughs... being in a old pipe is even less so...even if you are taping both with a camera
phone.
~Concerta is just as effective as Adderall when trying to write the better part of a 20 page short
story in a single night.
~Not everyone suffers from a form of synesthesia known as Ordinal Linguistic Personification...
but most do find it amusing.
~Some stains will never come clean.
~It is not as easy to get a free coke as online videos suggest...
~Taking your top off is grounds for elimination from the dating pool...and reason to suspect one
will engage in a threesome with you.
~Tires do not make good pets despite having been given an awesome name like Buster and being
relatively easy to take for walks.
~Air guns are illegal on campus and throwing knives stick best in the sides of Palm trees and the
backs of old 18 wheelers.
~A 50cc scooter CAN be taken offroad...even with a 170 lb. male passenger on the back.
~House plants that are left anywhere within the vicinity of the trash chute (including the hallway
outside the door) are fair game for anyone who is willing to believe in the plant's strong will to live.
~Pretending you have been in prison is a bad joke to play on someone whose lost everything they
had because of a family member being sent there.
~...It is also not a completely unforgivable offense. (
)~Getting naked in tree is not at all like being in an old Tarzan film based on a comic by Edgar Rice
Burroughs... being in a old pipe is even less so...even if you are taping both with a camera
phone.
~Concerta is just as effective as Adderall when trying to write the better part of a 20 page short
story in a single night.
~Not everyone suffers from a form of synesthesia known as Ordinal Linguistic Personification...
but most do find it amusing.
~Some stains will never come clean.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
footsir:
Miss you! And totally right (and cute, too on the vids).
gayballs:
you're fuckin smokin and fun and i want to get naked in a tree