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My kitten purrs REALLY loud.
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kinnie:
Haha, um... no, I won't go there.

I want a cat. I love cats. Stupid dorm rules. *#uy$SJD*.
gil:
my cats breath smells like catfood
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[ mood | sentimental ]
[ music | Red Water - Type O Negative ]

Autumn in her flaming dress
Of orange, brown, gold fallen leaves...

So, as in many other parts of the world on this glorious October day, it is grey and drizzling off and on. The temperature resembles a cool, wet washcloth laid across the face of the city. Many of us...
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We're adopting a baby tomorrow!!!!!

Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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catdad:
congrats! all kitties are adorable.
l0nd0:
thats great I love to see animals get adopted. smile
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Dana's bachelorette bash last night left me with a semi-hangover and a burnt orange henna "tattoo" decorating my left hand. It was a nice evening spent with, 10, gorgeous, size 2 non-squeaky women (the only variety of female that I can actually tolerate en masse) with a sort of upscale pub crawl feel to it. If pub crawls included champagne and strawberries, manicures, Cosmopolitans, gourmet...
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lesa:
Rob, we went to the Border Grille in Santa Monica. Sort of Cuban/Chilean. Have you heard of it? smile
robnoxious:
Yeah, I have heard of it actually. Haven't been there yet, tho'. Any good? (I'm guessing it was, as the adjective used was "gormet", not "shitty".)

The restaurant I work in isn't really cuban food. It's "Asian and Latin Fusion". Yeah. I know. Not my fault. Good food, tho', but pricey and trendy. Great when you're on the gratutity end, however. A lot of people come in for parties, Bachlorette parties especially, (it's in the same hotel as the SkyBar) so it seemed concieveable you might have been at my work the other night. I was pretty sure I hadn't waited on you, the only Bachlorette party I had that night was comprised mostly of annoying drunk bitches. There was, however, at least one other group of Bachlorettes in another section, I figured it could a' been you. But, no, you were in Santa Monica while I slaved away. <grin>

This is easily the most times I've ever used the word "Bachlorette" in any paragraph.

Hey, if you ever do stop in Asia de Cube, ask for "Robert", (that'd be me) I'll rangle some sort a' Suicide Girl Hook-Up for yeh.

-The Noxious One
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There is a strange Jelly Belly flavor that I'm trying to pin down, but I don't have the "guide".

Does anyone know what flavor the clearish, light blue Jelly Bellies are?

It's really good, whatever it is!
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lesa:
Yes, I LIKE the popcorn ones. Mmmmmmmmm butter.
pyrocide:
Really like your profile picture!
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Am I a bad guy?
Am I a bad soul?
My eyes roll backward
My head fell forward
We want the vampires
They want the daylight
Undecided if we will feel it

All the lies and fantasies I picked to deny what is right
as the lawyers lie down to the sound of a broken man clinging
to the legs of a butterfly.
We live...
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lesa:
How NICE of you!!! Thank you.

xoxo
echobunny:
thanks for the b-day wishes dollface....."cutest picture ever!"
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I just finished writing our ceremony reading and wedding vows.

I'm covered in chills. This is a good thing.
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chaosmonkey:
You two sound so wonderful together, and it really warms my cynical, black heart. Normally I just wanna punch happy couples, but most couples are sappy and nasty and gross about the whole thing. More their fault than any fault of my aforementioned heart, I would say. Or maybe you're just more likeable than most women. Who knows. I just want to wish you two the best, from the bottom of my cynical, black heart.

Mark
lesa:
I'm working on it, Chucky.
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Under blue moon I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms
Too late to beg you or cancel it
Though I know it must be the killing time
Unwillingly mine

Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him

In starlit nights I saw you
So cruelly you kissed me
Your...
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lesa:
RAWK.

I'll check it out.
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Let's kick it up a notch!

BAM!!!!!
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lesa:
What do you people have againt Emeril? He's the bomb!
captain_deez:
I have an autographed copy of his book!
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Do you believe in the Signs of the Zodiac?
Haven't you found that the systems for
Planning always fail?

Can you avoid what gave Daddy his heart attack?
Have you tried everything, anything
All to no avail?

I know what you need.
This will really work.
In ancient times, if you were sick
They make you bleed.
Oh, honey I know it hurts.

Look all...
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ratsonjulia:
my concubines slather me with "icy-hot" which, at first, is rather icy, then it becomes "hot", at which point I run & embrace an ice-sculpture I keep on hand of Katherine Hepburn, in which the ice-sculptor rendereed perfectly her expression when, in "On Golden Pond", Henry Fonda reveals that he is, yes, a hemophiliac moth-man from the planet Gn'aaargh & it is useless to resist, USELESS!!!!, which melts, invariably.
works for me.
ratsonjulia:
urk. posted that 'twixt postings.
hate that.