Wednesday Nov 06, 2002

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Thanks for the stories, you guys. They were.. .uh.. interesting.

In other news, I need a vacation. With fruity drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and white sand beaches, and crystal clear water, and cabana boys that all look exactly like Johnny Knoxville.

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alice:
i would just about kill for a nice vacation....
takeshi21:
Upon further reflection, I think I'd rather make out with Jimmy Fallon than Johnny Knoxville.

Monday Nov 04, 2002

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Tell me a story?
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tinfoilhalo:
A foul cloud of her pecan pie induced gas rose into the sky and became electro magnetically charged by the "Northern Lights" .....
coyote1284:
began to form into a large squirrel-bunny thing. The squirrel-bunny thing fell to the earth and died on impact.
I hate squirrels.

The End

Oh, what's that, another story!

Once upon a time...

Sunday Nov 03, 2002

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I spent most of my day at Disneyland in a wheelchair.
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boxterjulep:
wow, that's dedication. what, you fell off a ride and broke your spine but refused to call it a day?
mike11:
always first in line in a wheelchair

Wednesday Oct 30, 2002

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I'd like to hold Courtney Love's head under water until she turned as ugly as her insides.

THESE: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1573222321/ref%3Dilm%5Frc%5F402572/104-5391556-6895167#product-details

...are Kurt's insides. They USED to belong to HIM.

If I'm wrong, I apologize, but somehow I get the feeling she's about to make another boatload of money off of him.

"Newsweek Magazine will feature excerpts from Kurt Cobain's soon to be published journals. In a...
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drstinkypants:
poor kurt. he even gets the shit end of the stick after he's dead
indie:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Thanks for saying that my house is nice. I like it a lot... I just don't like the people that I live with

Tuesday Oct 29, 2002

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I'm home with a cold. Anyone want to bring me soup? And orange juice? *sniffle*
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volkov:
Everyone likes hot girls with big boobs! :-D

I would gladly bring you soup and a kiwi orange berry salad
what kind of soup? NO Chicken Noodle. I can't go near the stuff even to save someone else's life.
Thai Hot and Sour is great for congestion...or lemongrass soup.
or just a nice bowl of thick tomato soup with croutons and parmesan cheese?
dammit no I am making myself hungry!
I do hope you get better real real soon though.
*hugs*
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lila:
yer pretty... tee hee! wink

Sunday Oct 27, 2002

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Guess who won herself the FIRST PLACE TROPHY at last night's Halloween Costume Party!!!!!!!!!!!
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pigs9488:
great costume. I need to figure out what i am going to be tomorrow
tinfoilhalo:
I always envy the people who put so much effort and creativity into their costumes , as I stand there wearing a Hefty bag(Sigh).

P.S. I'm LOVING the verbal bashing of Ms. Aguillera . BRAVO!!!!

Wednesday Oct 23, 2002

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I'm feeling very distracted today. Just like a kitten who has yet to experience all the world has to offer, it's easy to turn my head today. Brian will be out tonight, while I'm left to my own devices at home. This could be dangerous. I need better, more exciting ways to spend my alone time on Wednesdays. It seems that each time they've rolled...
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lesa:
So do I...

*cries*
charlie13blue:
He has time for league night but not for a proper laying?
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