If Mary gets any hotter she will spontaneously combust.
Yes, it's long, but bear with me.
I've just returned from a fire and safety training meeting with about 20 of my co-workers from various departments. Once everyone had finally assembled, I felt that familiar creepiness that I always feel when forced into a group situation with 40-something-ish, mousey, housewifey people who work in a corporate environment. Sure, it's in the entertainment division, but ultimately,...
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I've just returned from a fire and safety training meeting with about 20 of my co-workers from various departments. Once everyone had finally assembled, I felt that familiar creepiness that I always feel when forced into a group situation with 40-something-ish, mousey, housewifey people who work in a corporate environment. Sure, it's in the entertainment division, but ultimately,...
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mirkwoodmaiden:
i think we all make the same judemental assumptions at first glance of another person. i know i do. but being closed minded is sticking to those assumptions and not looking past them. that seems to be a conservative personality trate unfourtuantly. i see a person and imediately i assume the steriotypical about them cause of thair alpearance. but them almost immediately my mind clicks and says something like "thats just the outter wrapping. you have no idea what the candy tastes like" (metaphore). thats way i always reserve my final decisions for when i actually get to know a person vice just what i see about them. people that just go with their assumptions and dont bother to get the full story bother me to no end.
boxterjulep:
it is remarkable what the imagination is capable of doing without having ever done a thing. on the end of the spectrum it would seem almost blissful to let yourself go, fall, fall, down, down into the soft, pleasant warmth of i g n o r a nc e.. . .
Do you ever get really disjointed thoughts in your head when you're falling asleep that don't make any sense? Images that don't work with the words? Words that don't click with anything? All nonsensical stuff that borders on annoying and makes you wonder if you're slightly insane? I do.
I get to the point where I'm just about to fall asleep, then my mind begins...
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I get to the point where I'm just about to fall asleep, then my mind begins...
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tinfoilhalo:
The worst thing about drifting off to sllep is when you ARE asleep but you dream that your awake , in your room , and perfectly fine . Then all of a sudden something REALLY fucked happens . Like your bed grows teeth and starts eating you like Capt. Quint in Jaws . You wake up for real all sweaty and gasping for breath and just sit there waiting for your bed to try something funny . Shit , maybe I'm already insane . That WOULD explain a lot . Hmmmm...
P.S. Down(With your boy Phil Anselmo)is playing a local club tomorrow . I'm gonna' try to bail out of work early and go check it out . ROOOOOOOCK!!!!!
P.S. Down(With your boy Phil Anselmo)is playing a local club tomorrow . I'm gonna' try to bail out of work early and go check it out . ROOOOOOOCK!!!!!
muller:
Dreams of a Conscience mind.
Amber is HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOT.
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indie:
hell yeah she is...
when are we goin to see you at a SGLA event again!!!!
when are we goin to see you at a SGLA event again!!!!
You are reading the journal of one SERIOUSLY horny girl.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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coyote1284:
If the Death movie gets made, what company would do it? I'm thinking New Line Cinema or Miramax.
Thanks for the stories, you guys. They were.. .uh.. interesting.
In other news, I need a vacation. With fruity drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and white sand beaches, and crystal clear water, and cabana boys that all look exactly like Johnny Knoxville.
In other news, I need a vacation. With fruity drinks with the little umbrellas in them, and white sand beaches, and crystal clear water, and cabana boys that all look exactly like Johnny Knoxville.
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alice:
i would just about kill for a nice vacation....
takeshi21:
Upon further reflection, I think I'd rather make out with Jimmy Fallon than Johnny Knoxville.
Tell me a story?
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tinfoilhalo:
A foul cloud of her pecan pie induced gas rose into the sky and became electro magnetically charged by the "Northern Lights" .....
coyote1284:
began to form into a large squirrel-bunny thing. The squirrel-bunny thing fell to the earth and died on impact.
I hate squirrels.
The End
Oh, what's that, another story!
Once upon a time...
I hate squirrels.
The End
Oh, what's that, another story!
Once upon a time...
I have nothing to say.
I spent most of my day at Disneyland in a wheelchair.
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boxterjulep:
wow, that's dedication. what, you fell off a ride and broke your spine but refused to call it a day?
mike11:
always first in line in a wheelchair
BOO!
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takeshi21:
*honk* *honk* Blaftone.
tinfoilhalo:
JESUS!!!! My Heart....ACCCCH...{{{THUMP}}} !!!!
I'd like to hold Courtney Love's head under water until she turned as ugly as her insides.
THESE: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1573222321/ref%3Dilm%5Frc%5F402572/104-5391556-6895167#product-details
...are Kurt's insides. They USED to belong to HIM.
If I'm wrong, I apologize, but somehow I get the feeling she's about to make another boatload of money off of him.
"Newsweek Magazine will feature excerpts from Kurt Cobain's soon to be published journals. In a...
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THESE: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1573222321/ref%3Dilm%5Frc%5F402572/104-5391556-6895167#product-details
...are Kurt's insides. They USED to belong to HIM.
If I'm wrong, I apologize, but somehow I get the feeling she's about to make another boatload of money off of him.
"Newsweek Magazine will feature excerpts from Kurt Cobain's soon to be published journals. In a...
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drstinkypants:
poor kurt. he even gets the shit end of the stick after he's dead
indie:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Thanks for saying that my house is nice. I like it a lot... I just don't like the people that I live with
Thanks for saying that my house is nice. I like it a lot... I just don't like the people that I live with
I'm home with a cold. Anyone want to bring me soup? And orange juice? *sniffle*
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volkov:
Everyone likes hot girls with big boobs! :-D
I would gladly bring you soup and a kiwi orange berry salad
what kind of soup? NO Chicken Noodle. I can't go near the stuff even to save someone else's life.
Thai Hot and Sour is great for congestion...or lemongrass soup.
or just a nice bowl of thick tomato soup with croutons and parmesan cheese?
dammit no I am making myself hungry!
I do hope you get better real real soon though.
*hugs*
V
I would gladly bring you soup and a kiwi orange berry salad
what kind of soup? NO Chicken Noodle. I can't go near the stuff even to save someone else's life.
Thai Hot and Sour is great for congestion...or lemongrass soup.
or just a nice bowl of thick tomato soup with croutons and parmesan cheese?
dammit no I am making myself hungry!
I do hope you get better real real soon though.
*hugs*
V
lila:
yer pretty... tee hee! 