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Thursday Mar 20, 2003

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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. whatever

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mahdi:
Bismillah, you must post on my page. muahahahaa

I'm kind of not sober right now, forgive my lackadaisical display of marginal intelligence and just look at my damn profile!!!!!!

And really, did you fall off the face of the planet, because I'm beginning to wonder if you only exist on this site....it's my only empirical evidence of you at the moment.....
Mar 21, 2003
frank_castle:
i have thrre jobs superman can have, one would be diamond store owner , he would have like fifty bags of cole in the back, and when he ran out of Diamonds he just go back and crush some, but the store would have to be on the way from lois lanes house and the daily planet caus ehe loves her so would try to spend lunch with her, and she would be a co-owner when the get hitched she wuit her job at the planet and they would be in good, plus if someone was about to robbed them he could just slowly walk into the back change into supes and take him or her to jail, and his other job would be a bar owner and bartender cause i think he would be awesome at making drinks and he could console people's feelings and help them out with there problems bartender/therapist and he could save people on the job and on the hero biz too that would rock, and finally the third one is hmmmmmmm let me think......(he thinks) (three days go by) ok i got it he could be a dealer at a casino , he could know if people are cheating, scatch that, this would be more fun, he could be a superman at a convetion but he would have to part his hair a diffrent way cause the glasses and diffrent hair is pretty much the same thing or he could just wear his glasses while wearing the superman costume and then people would walk by hima dn say 'he doesn't look anything like superman' yeah that would rock, yes i have said my piece, hope you like it lenore you have a good day or night, catch you on the flipside
Mar 21, 2003

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