Lemonkid's Hot Hot Hot Mod Night Tips:
1. Be glad that the person you didn't want to show up, doesn't show up.. it'll counter-balance the rest of your night.
2. If you (ie not me) want to make out with someone on the dance floor at mod night, push the person you want to dance with towards me and chances are they'll make out with you (ie not me) sometime later in the evening.
3. If you're pretty sure a cute girl's a lesbian, but then she starts dancing with you and puts her top hat on you and you start thinking "actually maybe she's not a lesbian" - she's still a lesbian, you're just a dumbass.
4. Cheap booze is a fine friend.
5. Try not to shudder in revulsion when people you know are creepily hitting on other people you know, but the creepiness is only apparent to you and if you point something out you'll become the enemy of the state.
6. Be happy you can walk home.
7. Don't request obscure songs like "Rock Around the Clock" by Bill Haley and the Comets or "A.B.C" by the Jackson 5. Be happy that you didn't get burned like the last time a song you requested bit you in the ass.
8. Think about not making it a weekly event.
You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
1. Be glad that the person you didn't want to show up, doesn't show up.. it'll counter-balance the rest of your night.
2. If you (ie not me) want to make out with someone on the dance floor at mod night, push the person you want to dance with towards me and chances are they'll make out with you (ie not me) sometime later in the evening.
3. If you're pretty sure a cute girl's a lesbian, but then she starts dancing with you and puts her top hat on you and you start thinking "actually maybe she's not a lesbian" - she's still a lesbian, you're just a dumbass.
4. Cheap booze is a fine friend.
5. Try not to shudder in revulsion when people you know are creepily hitting on other people you know, but the creepiness is only apparent to you and if you point something out you'll become the enemy of the state.
6. Be happy you can walk home.
7. Don't request obscure songs like "Rock Around the Clock" by Bill Haley and the Comets or "A.B.C" by the Jackson 5. Be happy that you didn't get burned like the last time a song you requested bit you in the ass.
8. Think about not making it a weekly event.
You raise up your head
And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
And somebody points to you and says
"It's his"
And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody else says, "Where what is?"
And you say, "Oh my God
Am I here all alone?"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
sydni:
I have no clue when my set will go up, especially since now i'm doing a film that's gonna be released on SG with an additional set....I hope it's soon though. I wanna be yours and others peoples favorites, dammit! 
sydni:
he's my boyfriend now. 