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Ok, so, this one should be easy, as I don’t have to over-analyse anything (Which is a habit of mine LOL). I don’t need to explain anything, I just have to tell a joke, right?

Anyway, this one’s a tad surreal but I always find it funny. I will be using English terms so some things might not make sense if you’re not familiar with...
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fredhincanada:
Quick version: Dad shot a pheasant, brought it home for dinner. Mom cooked it. Each of 3 kids say “Mommy, Mommy, I swallowed a pellet,” to which mom responds “Don’t worry. It will come out when you pee.”  First 2 kids run to mom the next day “Mommy, Mommy, I peed out a pellet.”  Same ending for the son: jacking off and shot the dog. 😁
leighgabriel:
@fredhincanada I think that may be the more rational version, tbth LOL.
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OK, so I, much like Fred, am running out of time on this little challenge/gauntlet, so after a long wait, here it comes…

We have already established through @dicentra's blog post that I don’t read a lot, which is why I have only just discovered Terry Pratchett’s Mort (Which I am enjoying, by the way.) It’s not that I don’t like to read, it’s more...
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dicentra:
@eminerale @leighgabriel @fredhincanada you are all amazing people. Thank you.
skisby:
I’m a big fan of King & IT scared me silly as a teen, not a fan of clowns to begin with! Like most of his books, I’ve re-read it a few times & enjoyed the screen adaptations. I haven’t read Pratchett in years but enjoyed the first couple of Discworld (don’t know if I read them all) & loved Good Omens, which he wrote with one of my favorite authors, Neil Gaiman. Maybe I’ll take a look back for my 2025 reading list.
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Just watched @jadestone's post on FB, with the passing of mugs/cups. All beautiful women, but @throat_punch showed up at the end and took all of my attention away. Please, Santa, can I have her for Christmas?

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fredhincanada:
Agreed!
jadestone:
Lol thank you! I told @throat_punch to end the video with a bang! Lol
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Merry Christmas to everyone on this fair site, and more importantly, to anyone who has ever engaged me in conversation, liked a photo or blog, or just been a general badass through the shitstorm we call 2024. You all mean a lot more to me than you will ever know :-D

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fredhincanada:
I made it to an echelon?  Wow.  That's truly an honour, and also something no one has ever said to me before.  Thank you.
solostella:
Merry Christmas! 🥰❤️❤️
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I appear to have hit a purple patch here guys, and am making pieces at a rate of fuckin' knots, I really hope this prolific streak continues. If there is anyone you would like to see fanart of, good, bad or ugly, then please mention them.

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leighgabriel:
@dicentra Ironically, I have tried to make something with him, and it took every bit of my resolve to even save an image of him to my computer. I couldn't get it to work, but I shall try again.
dicentra:
🍊🍊🍊
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You thought the nightmare was over, I'm already working on something new, and I'm quite excited because I am messing about with effects I've never messed with before. This could all go very right... Or it could go very bloody wrong! :-)

fredhincanada:
But it will be a learning experience and will improve your skillset. I’m all for it!
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Congratulations to one of the most beautiful women on this site, @foxyy on becoming a fully-fledged Suicide Girl! Probably some of the best news I've read about all day. Congratulations beautiful lady, well deserved!

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fredhincanada:
Congratulations @foxyy!
foxyy:
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH! ♥