Ok, so, this one should be easy, as I don’t have to over-analyse anything (Which is a habit of mine LOL). I don’t need to explain anything, I just have to tell a joke, right?
Anyway, this one’s a tad surreal but I always find it funny. I will be using English terms so some things might not make sense if you’re not familiar with the English vernacular. And I’m probably gonna tell the bastard thing wrong, anyway.
One night, a heavily pregnant woman, who is expecting triplets, is shot three times by an intruder, but manages to survive (I get it, you’re wondering where the joke is. Trust me, it’s not as dark as it sounds.)
She delivers 3 healthy children, two girls and a boy and one night, 8 years later, her first daughter comes to speak to her.
“Mummy, were you shot when we were in your belly?”
“Yes baby, why?”
“Because, I had a wee earlier and a bullet fell into the toilet.”
The following night, the same thing happens, with the second daughter, same question, same answer.
8 years after this, her sixteen year old son walks into the room and asks the same question.
“Mum, were you shot when you were pregnant with us?”
“Don’t tell me son, you were having a wee and a bullet came out?”
“No, I was having a wank and shot the dog!”
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