ladies and gentleman. for your edification, i present to you, the lyrics of the greatest, and i mean, THE GREATEST, rock song of all time.
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ROCK LOBSTER :
we were at a party
his ear lobe fell in the deep
someone reached in and grabbed it
it was a rock lobster
we were at the beach
everybody had matching towels
somebody went under a dock
and there they saw a rock
it wasn't a rock
it was a rock lobster
motion in the ocean
his air hose broke
lots of trouble
lots of bubble
he was in a jam
in a giant clam
DOWN, DOWN
underneath the waves
mermaids wavin'
wavin' to mermen
wavin sea fans
sea horses sailin'
dolphins wailin'
red snappers snapping
clam shells clappin
muscles flexin'
flippers flippin
DOWN DOWN
LEEETTTSSS RAAAAAAAHHHHHCCKKK!!
boys in bikinis
girls on surfboards
everybody's rockin
everybody's fruggin
twistin round the fire
havin' fun
bakin' potatoes
bakin' in the sun
put on your noseguard
put on the lifeguard
PASS THE TANNING BUTTER!
here comes a stingray
there goes a mantaray
in walked a jellyfish
there goes a dog fish
chased by a cat fish
in flew a sea robin
watch out for that piranha
there goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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<pre>
ROCK LOBSTER :
we were at a party
his ear lobe fell in the deep
someone reached in and grabbed it
it was a rock lobster
we were at the beach
everybody had matching towels
somebody went under a dock
and there they saw a rock
it wasn't a rock
it was a rock lobster
motion in the ocean
his air hose broke
lots of trouble
lots of bubble
he was in a jam
in a giant clam
DOWN, DOWN
underneath the waves
mermaids wavin'
wavin' to mermen
wavin sea fans
sea horses sailin'
dolphins wailin'
red snappers snapping
clam shells clappin
muscles flexin'
flippers flippin
DOWN DOWN
LEEETTTSSS RAAAAAAAHHHHHCCKKK!!
boys in bikinis
girls on surfboards
everybody's rockin
everybody's fruggin
twistin round the fire
havin' fun
bakin' potatoes
bakin' in the sun
put on your noseguard
put on the lifeguard
PASS THE TANNING BUTTER!
here comes a stingray
there goes a mantaray
in walked a jellyfish
there goes a dog fish
chased by a cat fish
in flew a sea robin
watch out for that piranha
there goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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