lazarusisdead

I was thinking that it'd be sort of out of sight if I just made one journal entry for the rest of my time as a member, but kept adding more and more to the entry. I guess that would mean that I'd keep making more journal entries, but I'd fall to the bottom of everybody's lists, and you'd all think I'd stopped updating, but meanwhile there'd be this whole mass of journal entries about my life that you'd have missed out on. And wouldn't that be tragical????

I like licorice allsorts a lot. But not as much as Kit Kats. Why is licorice pronounced lickorish? Actually, I don't want to know. The reason is probably really boring.

I'd rather live in Canada than anywhere else in the world. Except maybe Monaco. Do they have Kit Kats in Monaco?

10 days until the Haunted Winnipeg tour. $40. It had better be worth it.

I think it's nice that there are two different sets of naked Suicide Girls every day, including Sundays. It offers me some consistency in my life. Not that I've ever really been one for consistency.

I find Vivisect's profile picture to be frighteningly compelling. And her set and her video are hot.

This CBC strike is beginning to get on my nerves.

I like it when regular SG members get naked too. I think more should do so. Not really the guys though.

I keep meaning to go to get this tattoo I really want, but I never seem to get around to it.

I once knew a woman who's husband's name was Lawrence and he had a brother named Larry. His parents didn't realize that Larry was short for Lawrence. I think I'd hate my parents if they made a mistake like that, but I'd probably be a dumb person if I had parents like that, so I wouldn't know the difference either.

Just over three months until my birthday. Halifax Explosion day. Montreal Massacre day. The day before Pearl Harbour day. Two days before the anniversary of John Lennon's assassination. Three days after my brother's birthday. Fourteen days before my sister's birthday. St. Nicholas' Day.

There have got to be better careers out there than accounting. I'd rather read. Or watch tv. Or masturbate. Or cycle. Or sit around. Actually, there are quite a lot of things I'd rather do. I probably wouldn't get paid as much though.