One of my ears it mostly plugged, like with a cold but I don't feel like I have a cold. Everything in the inside of my head is magnified. When I breathe, all I can hear is my breathing and it makes me wonder, do I normally nose breathe that loudly? Should I convert to a mouth breathing plebe in order to stop annoying...
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I'm watching 'Eddie the Eagle'. When I was a kid, I used to think ski-jumpers were tightening their boots on the way down the ramp, that's why they were hanging forward.

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Bernie Sanders' right hand and index finger are going to DRIVE ME CRAZY.

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Wowie, tonight's episode of Walking Dead was more than a little intense.

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Watching The Ten Commandments last weekend reminded me of when I was a teenager and my mother telling me about the nuns she had as teachers when she was a kid.

She remembered when they were studying some sort of Catechism and the Ten Commandments came up. My mother, being the curious sort, asked for details on Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, specifically, what is...
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midnight:
Haha your mom sounds like an awesome lady
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Being a cam girl has to be one of the toughest jobs out there. Seems like some do really well financially but they all have to deal with a lot of crap, whether they do well or not. Having said that, I'm happy they're out there.

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I just noticed an expiry date on my toothpaste. Toothpaste expires?
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There is something exquisite about the throbbing pain I feel in my toe after pulling out a sliver.
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Yes.