Five days until I leave for Kananaskis.
I have to give a speech at the AGM at the conference as the incoming national president. I've decided that it wouldn't be such a bad thing to get killed in a car accident on the way. That way I wouldn't have to give the FUCKING speech. OMG I HAVE TO GIVE A FUCKING SPEECH. OMG. And I cannot, for the life of me, tell a decent joke without screwing it up, so there's no way I'm opening up with a funny anecdote. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Also, FUCK.
I have to give a speech at the AGM at the conference as the incoming national president. I've decided that it wouldn't be such a bad thing to get killed in a car accident on the way. That way I wouldn't have to give the FUCKING speech. OMG I HAVE TO GIVE A FUCKING SPEECH. OMG. And I cannot, for the life of me, tell a decent joke without screwing it up, so there's no way I'm opening up with a funny anecdote. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Also, FUCK.
What's a Kananaskis? I could google it, but I'd much rather have an excuse to learn more about you.
Awwww. I don't think words of encouragement really go as far as they are intended to, but just know I'll be thinking about your speech issues and I'll be sending you nothing but the most positive vibes. Do you mind if I ask what the AGM is?
God, I'm a dork.
they make me sick.
you are not alone.