The oak tree in my back yard, the oak tree in my front yard and the big ass tree that I have no idea what kind of tree it is in my front yard have all now been stripped of their foliage due to this grotesque infestation of canker worms.
I had no less than 10 of the little shits crawling over me after the short walk from my garage to my front door. And they're crawling all over the outside of my house. And now I have to cut the grass and I know I'm going to end up with their webs all over my face and head.
I hate them and I want them all to die.
Oh well, at least the leaves will grow back. They're staying away from my lilac hedge and my ivy vines, so that's a good thing, I guess.
Later: after cutting the grass, I noticed that the elm on my front boulevard has gotten the worst of it. There's nothing left on that poor tree. And now I feel like they're still crawling all over me.
I had no less than 10 of the little shits crawling over me after the short walk from my garage to my front door. And they're crawling all over the outside of my house. And now I have to cut the grass and I know I'm going to end up with their webs all over my face and head.
I hate them and I want them all to die.
Oh well, at least the leaves will grow back. They're staying away from my lilac hedge and my ivy vines, so that's a good thing, I guess.
Later: after cutting the grass, I noticed that the elm on my front boulevard has gotten the worst of it. There's nothing left on that poor tree. And now I feel like they're still crawling all over me.
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But I'm pretty sure MOWING THEM was a FANTASTIC way to exact your revenge.