Dear Bloggers, Part 2.
We forgot to tell you something. What was it again? We once saw Xzibit. We were hanging out at the roundhouse.. you know, just watching the deftones or something lame like that... When all of a sudden xzibit walked on stage and sang a song with them. One of us didnt know it at the time, but he'd soon be our...
Read More
We forgot to tell you something. What was it again? We once saw Xzibit. We were hanging out at the roundhouse.. you know, just watching the deftones or something lame like that... When all of a sudden xzibit walked on stage and sang a song with them. One of us didnt know it at the time, but he'd soon be our...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
Dear Bloggers of Suicide Girls!
Well, apparently we are Britney Spears! We already knew that cos of the amount of male attention we get.. that and the amount of people that comment on our sad dog eyes.
Lindsay doesnt know it yet, but we are squatting in his house while we are in sydney. He will be off running over roo's while we trash his...
Read More
Well, apparently we are Britney Spears! We already knew that cos of the amount of male attention we get.. that and the amount of people that comment on our sad dog eyes.
Lindsay doesnt know it yet, but we are squatting in his house while we are in sydney. He will be off running over roo's while we trash his...
Read More
merchbitch:
vegan tim tams?
i lick that shit.
i lick that shit.
Dear Bloggers and friends alike!!!
Hows this for another Satdy eve? Thats right, back to the Kerrang locals we go. Connor is doing some weird shit behind us, hes trying to mount all parts of our bodies. We tried to give him a mohawk last time he visited, but we were too lame to go through with it. Now we have given him a nice...
Read More
Hows this for another Satdy eve? Thats right, back to the Kerrang locals we go. Connor is doing some weird shit behind us, hes trying to mount all parts of our bodies. We tried to give him a mohawk last time he visited, but we were too lame to go through with it. Now we have given him a nice...
Read More
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
lurch83:
hey my dearest darlings,
how have you been? how was the weekend?
this week would be good. saturday night okay with you guys. i'm doing night shift mon -> thurs and in the truck friday day and saturday day. so saturday is more than kool with this lame weirdo. is it kool if i bring a mate along for the trip. it is a bit of a hike in for me, so i asked him if he wanted to come in. besides he doesn't know it yet but he is driving back, so i can drink!!!
what are you guys down this way for???
i love your dearest ________ comments. they rule!
how have you been? how was the weekend?
this week would be good. saturday night okay with you guys. i'm doing night shift mon -> thurs and in the truck friday day and saturday day. so saturday is more than kool with this lame weirdo. is it kool if i bring a mate along for the trip. it is a bit of a hike in for me, so i asked him if he wanted to come in. besides he doesn't know it yet but he is driving back, so i can drink!!!
what are you guys down this way for???
i love your dearest ________ comments. they rule!
anniefrannie:
ahhhh now i feel like a bitch sorry. i just got parnoid and thought people were paying out on me. sorry.
Dear Bloggers,
We are here watching the two most annoying people on the planet, bar U2 and J-Lo.. Oprah and Tom (Im clearly gay) Cruise. This is not a feast for our eyes.
Let's all go to a happy place and remember how we managed to pick up some fake little shicken and pea chips on Tuesday and had lunch with the Merchandiser. One of...
Read More
We are here watching the two most annoying people on the planet, bar U2 and J-Lo.. Oprah and Tom (Im clearly gay) Cruise. This is not a feast for our eyes.
Let's all go to a happy place and remember how we managed to pick up some fake little shicken and pea chips on Tuesday and had lunch with the Merchandiser. One of...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
lurch83:
i am seriously confused. i like, a lot.
my random comment in reply
on the food scale, (prepare for i AM a meat eater) i get through a kilo of red meat in one sitting on a fairly regular basis. i renamed the local pizza shops "family" pizza, "the chris special" and vince(owner) agrees and shakes his head and keeps charging me for a medium(pizza hut size) cause he thinks it's good fun or something *shrugs*
tom cruise sucks balls. ask oprah - he sucked hers.
my random comment in reply
on the food scale, (prepare for i AM a meat eater) i get through a kilo of red meat in one sitting on a fairly regular basis. i renamed the local pizza shops "family" pizza, "the chris special" and vince(owner) agrees and shakes his head and keeps charging me for a medium(pizza hut size) cause he thinks it's good fun or something *shrugs*
tom cruise sucks balls. ask oprah - he sucked hers.
merchbitch:
a vegan from italy?
fuckin' hey, man....
got the internet thang goin' on at the new pad, without the phone turned on.
how scammy is that shit, eh?
yeah, it is.
fuckin' hey, man....
got the internet thang goin' on at the new pad, without the phone turned on.
how scammy is that shit, eh?
yeah, it is.
Dear Bloggers,
Last night we dreamt of Merchgirl and woke up with colossal fucking chubbies.
BACON
Last night we dreamt of Merchgirl and woke up with colossal fucking chubbies.
BACON
merchbitch:
no wonder i nearly rolled off the bed....
Dear Bloggers,
Guess what we are doing tomorrow? Go on then, guess.. We are going to visit an old mate to deliver his toe compartment socks, jacket and pants. We wont be giving him that money we owe him though, fuck that. We are also going on a fake meat hunt.....you are not welcome to join us if your name is merc and you are...
Read More
Guess what we are doing tomorrow? Go on then, guess.. We are going to visit an old mate to deliver his toe compartment socks, jacket and pants. We wont be giving him that money we owe him though, fuck that. We are also going on a fake meat hunt.....you are not welcome to join us if your name is merc and you are...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
merchbitch:
well, i sat through that.
very faxed head lyrics.
"i shot my hand and it was bad
so i had the doctor make it plaid
why, god. WHY?"
featuring members of bungle without patton a la sc3.
but death metal glue sniffing mutants from the tar pits of labrae.
y'all knew that anyways. they came out in '95 or '96.
yes big props all round.
we will make anybody popular for vegan food and ambers.
who wants a piece?
very faxed head lyrics.
"i shot my hand and it was bad
so i had the doctor make it plaid
why, god. WHY?"
featuring members of bungle without patton a la sc3.
but death metal glue sniffing mutants from the tar pits of labrae.
y'all knew that anyways. they came out in '95 or '96.
yes big props all round.
we will make anybody popular for vegan food and ambers.
who wants a piece?
merchbitch:
"nighty night sheree." - niagara
Dear Bloggers,
Whats going on? Every time we come back here we have a new friend! Hello new friend.
Today we went around to Sam's to find out what the other puppy is called. It is indeed called Torque.. And one is called Taco too, we just forget entirely about that one. But what we really meant to talk about was Wilson. We were going...
Read More
Whats going on? Every time we come back here we have a new friend! Hello new friend.
Today we went around to Sam's to find out what the other puppy is called. It is indeed called Torque.. And one is called Taco too, we just forget entirely about that one. But what we really meant to talk about was Wilson. We were going...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
merchbitch:
i talk in riddles, do i.
josh on the bottom of this page, looking all tom waitsy.
fuckos. but you can see the ad for the old matey, yeah?
josh on the bottom of this page, looking all tom waitsy.
fuckos. but you can see the ad for the old matey, yeah?
beaeffeff:
I haven't been your friend for very long, so I didn't understand much of your journal but it made me smile anyway! 
Dear Bloggers, Part 3
How bout how we're going on a ghost tour next weekend. We are visiting the boggo road jail, the toowong cemetery and the south brisbane cemetery. It should be tops and you're all jealous cos we will attract all the ghouls and ghosties.
We're having withdrawals from the pub so we drove past and pipped at Golden who was standing outside....
Read More
How bout how we're going on a ghost tour next weekend. We are visiting the boggo road jail, the toowong cemetery and the south brisbane cemetery. It should be tops and you're all jealous cos we will attract all the ghouls and ghosties.
We're having withdrawals from the pub so we drove past and pipped at Golden who was standing outside....
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
lasonja:
We are hot. Lets be honest. Who really goes out on a friday night and doesnt comment on our blogs? Lame people, thats who. Lame people like Merch.
BACON
BACON
merchbitch:
this is my fucking wednesday, ketsu!
and you know it....
and you also seem to know that i am a shape changer from the planet zargov.
(if anybody on here recalls a brisbane band (cleveland) from 1991-92 called the fucshia, you may understand this.
if not just knod yr head and smile.
you know my limits too well, g freshness.
but i went the whole hog and had 3 ambers.
facon
and you know it....
and you also seem to know that i am a shape changer from the planet zargov.
(if anybody on here recalls a brisbane band (cleveland) from 1991-92 called the fucshia, you may understand this.
if not just knod yr head and smile.
you know my limits too well, g freshness.
but i went the whole hog and had 3 ambers.
facon
Dear Bloggers, Part 2.
Welcome to sobriety.. This is our 2nd sober Friday night in like.. 7 months. Hows that?? Merch is out getting drunk off 2 beers and he didnt even bother to invite us. Probably because it could have gotten quite hairy, what with him being so attracted to us and all. Dont worry Merc, this wont stop us from sending you 837428974289374298347...
Read More
Welcome to sobriety.. This is our 2nd sober Friday night in like.. 7 months. Hows that?? Merch is out getting drunk off 2 beers and he didnt even bother to invite us. Probably because it could have gotten quite hairy, what with him being so attracted to us and all. Dont worry Merc, this wont stop us from sending you 837428974289374298347...
Read More
merchbitch:
suckle? it's more of a grind-knaw.
and we all know what knaw spells backwards, do we not?
sock it to me while i stick it to you.
lilac? they were fuschia. you dumbass hunchbogs.
who needs glasses now, hey james????
and we all know what knaw spells backwards, do we not?
sock it to me while i stick it to you.
lilac? they were fuschia. you dumbass hunchbogs.
who needs glasses now, hey james????
Dear Bloggers,
Everything is lame. Especially how Jack Whites wife looks. She aint no Lasonja. She aint no Meg White and she sure as hell aint no Shirley Manson. We found it again!!! We found a young little baby jebus Merch on the Grinspoon DVD. He looks the same age, only younger. Weird... Hes definitely a fine wine, much better looking now.
Young cookie is...
Read More
Everything is lame. Especially how Jack Whites wife looks. She aint no Lasonja. She aint no Meg White and she sure as hell aint no Shirley Manson. We found it again!!! We found a young little baby jebus Merch on the Grinspoon DVD. He looks the same age, only younger. Weird... Hes definitely a fine wine, much better looking now.
Young cookie is...
Read More
chewy6sic638201:
Hiya, Thanx for add to friends
Looks like you've got a pretty good month lined up for yourself
Looks like you've got a pretty good month lined up for yourself
merchbitch:
you cunts are fucked 
west end is the be all and end.
and fuck sunk loto too.
and tatts lotto and shit.
you know it.
but fuck x to the z for me.
he's my number one.