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Dearest Bloggers - NEWSFLASH, LASONJA FINALLY MAKES IT HOME FROM THE SHOPS!!!

The Lasonja tandem bike broke down on the way to the bottle shop and we spent 3 years trying to pump up our tyre. As we aren't known for being overly fit we tried to bribe peolpe with our stellar good looks and bats of our model luxurious eyelashes to get the job...
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Dear Everyone, but mainly babyfirefly!

Guess what we are doing?!?!?!?! We think its summer so we are drinking crown lagers that we arent even meant to be drinking cos we are sleepy vegans! Quick question. Where are our pirate bandanas and why didnt the party shop give us any? Today is a day of firsts, cos today half of us got their first $100 note...
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punchdrunkblake:
^ I dunno what the fuck was going on, but that was a great read biggrin
anniefrannie:
so when the fuck are we going to hang out?

come to melbourne now......please??

xx
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Dear Bloggers and old mates alike,

Lasonja is back and still looking for love! We dumped Merc as he was shit in the sack and now we are looking for someone to fill his position. How funny are we? We read all our old blogs and giggled like church girls. Cookie isnt into it, he moved out from under his carpet rug. So who wants...
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rocketeer:
Welcome back, story time will now recommence, lasonja is back

BTW, i still have those pictures of lasonja somewhere in my pics

ROCK
merchbitch:
fuck yas all.
i don't dig this shit.... it's all about imature school boy bitch stuff for me you smelly pirate hookers.
cunt
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Dear Bloggers,

This is our last post before we, like so many others, turn that lovely shade of grey. We can no longer afford to run this operation that we all know and love, Lasonja.

Its been great kids... We'll still read your journals and so on, and we look forward to catching up with some of you cats at the live rock n roll...
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speedway74:
what will we do without your amazing journal entries frown
eimi:
fucking you are everywhere woman, i should say ladies.
im nursung a hang over and luke has ended up in FUKCING BALD HILLS
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Dear Bloggers,

You shouldnt all be jealous of us because of how hot we are, you should all be jealous of us because we got this email from Angus Oblong...

Send me pics. If you're not too ugly, then I will consider drawing you.

Angus Oblong.


Even we are jealous of our own portraits that he is going to do of us.

Shirt Ripper oink
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ajksa:
Who the hell in Angus Oblong, and what does he look like?

Yes I'm still jealous (lol)

La'er

wink kiss smile
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thefuckoffkid:
Your hot pictures frighten me.
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Dearest Rocketeer,

Thank you for letting us get in your way to watch the blood brothers Saturday night. We thoroughly enjoyed that shit. We hope you enjoyed that shit as much as we did.

Words and photos soon.

Welcome home Merc, we hope you came home with gifts for us.. like you should.

Regards,

BACON oink
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iii:
Wowzers.... How I would love to go to your land to watch The White Stripes with you when they visit again, That is very rad that you dig 'em...

As for my favourites... Jeez.... Well..

I have only seen them once up until this point (Nov. 13th 03). Very soon that will increase by two as I'll be attending both the Toronto and Montreal shows on the current tour.

I've been a fan since 2001. Just a shade prior to when White Blood Cells took off. I had heard them on an indie radio station.

Favourite Track: Hmmmmmm..... No single track wins over any other. However, "Hand Springs" has always been up there.

Live Track: "Death Letter" is always one to watch.... Rad.

Perfromance: Of all the ones I have heard.... Honestly.... I don't know...

III
merchbitch:
i always suspected that you were thrusting towards being a shirt lifter of mine...
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Dear Bloggers,

Because every other cunt has done it...


1. What time did you get up this morning? We wake up at different times you must understand. One of us was awake at 5am and the other woke up at 8:20am.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are rad, but pearls are funny

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Team America,...
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anniefrannie:
like totally come to the depot tonight or elseeeeeeee. we can totally make out, like alllll night, i'll be sober (maybe) starting to be sXe. do you still like me? or am i a nerd now?

peace anna.
lurch83:
katina? reeces?

you guys lost me with that shit.

arseholes at work have me doing day shifts again. it sucks arse badly. i hate working from 6am to 6pm. i prefer the opposite. at least that way i can get some sleep. i am buggered from doing this crap.

yeah i got asthma too, and i wish i'd never started in the first place. i also wouldn't mind if they made it illegal. at least then i'd be able to give up easily. i wouldn't bother trying to buy them black market. too much effort.

i gotta go and visit my throne room. at least i am the king of one place blush
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Dear Bloggers,

Remember the time we went to see Sunk Loto at the Rev and saw Anniefrannie, Rocketeer and pornocookie? We remember that time as if it were just last Thursday.

BACON oink
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iii:
You're pretty rad. I think your pics are the most.

How's life in Austrailia?
lurch83:
where was i??? under a rock sleeping or some shit probably. been keeping out of trouble???

*bear hugs the pair of ya*
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Dear Bloggers,

You heard it here first. The position for our love interest has now been filled. The many applications were sifted, sorted and reviewed and there is a clear stand out winner. He comes in a small little package, nothing to shout about really, but he'll do. We call him, "Merchandising". Like you didnt see that coming...

He is over the other side of...
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merchbitch:
did you sleep with old rocko?
his hand is very near your vadges. i don't think i can handle a relationship like this..... is that the hotty on the left? introduce me. induce me. seduce me.reduce me....
beaeffeff:
I hope that you are not leading rocketeer astray, being that you belong to me and merc. Maybe you need to tell him this so we don't have to fight him. He looks like he has strong arms though, maybe he can be your bodyguard against ugly jealous meanies while I'm not around.
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To Whom It May Concern,

Tonight we mount our tandem bike and cycle to the valley to see Sunk Loto. Whoever lives in Brisbane should definitely consider joining us. We will be there and we wont be wearing pants. Thats a good enough reason to go, right? Gentle Butterfly also said that him and some old mates called "6 out of a dozen furies" might...
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rocketeer:
'tis giong to be a grand occasion
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Dear Bloggererers,

We have indeed been inspired by old mate Doctor Phil to do a personal ad for internet dating. Someone has to love old mate Lasonja.

LASONJA IS LOOKING FOR LOVE

Names: Lasonja, Gash, Bitch, Arsehole, Cunt, Rasputin.

Age: 22

Location: The Forest

Eye Colour: Bi-eye. Blue & Green.

Thats about enough on us, now we will get to talking about what we want...
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merchbitch:
you know that's a snap of me.
i'm a simpleton too cos i couldn't even get my photo working.
maybe, i'm your man if i can't give the #s away.
is my bott big enough?

what's that squishing sound?
lurch83:
just because i can here is my application picture. the hair has now been changed to a mohawk but the rest is the same.




i really like the idea of that. hmm, and you'd drink me up cause im lemonade. awesome.

hmmm i think you met more of my requirements than i made of yours. want to have an eat off. i've been told i don't have worms i got snakes. i'll take that as a compliment thanks
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Dear Bloggers,

You should all take yourselves back to a time when we openly declared that we were excited because there were going to be 10 hot people at the Brisbane Whirlwind Heat show. And didnt we prove ourselves right! Didnt we just!!!!

from 1 to ten (In no particular order)


1. Half of Lasonja
2. The other half of Lasonja
3. David Swanson
4....
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rocketeer:
hmmm...sour cream
beaeffeff:
I am going to get one face on each butt cheek wink