Dear Bloggers,
You heard it here first. The position for our love interest has now been filled. The many applications were sifted, sorted and reviewed and there is a clear stand out winner. He comes in a small little package, nothing to shout about really, but he'll do. We call him, "Merchandising". Like you didnt see that coming...
He is over the other side of the country at the moment and we are pining for him. We are gazing at the stars, just hoping that he is gazing at the same star, at the very same time.. and so on and so on.
Dont everyone get too jealous.. And definitely, definitely do not try and beat Merc up for being the winner. He is a pansy and cant fight for shit. He is a good air guitarist/drummer though, so he just may beat your arse with that.
Nobody could break our Lasonja dish and get away with it like Merc can. Nobody else could be that stupid and gay and get away with it either. We look past these things because we are so in love... or something, something dot dot dot.
BACON, signing off and in love.
You heard it here first. The position for our love interest has now been filled. The many applications were sifted, sorted and reviewed and there is a clear stand out winner. He comes in a small little package, nothing to shout about really, but he'll do. We call him, "Merchandising". Like you didnt see that coming...
He is over the other side of the country at the moment and we are pining for him. We are gazing at the stars, just hoping that he is gazing at the same star, at the very same time.. and so on and so on.
Dont everyone get too jealous.. And definitely, definitely do not try and beat Merc up for being the winner. He is a pansy and cant fight for shit. He is a good air guitarist/drummer though, so he just may beat your arse with that.
Nobody could break our Lasonja dish and get away with it like Merc can. Nobody else could be that stupid and gay and get away with it either. We look past these things because we are so in love... or something, something dot dot dot.
BACON, signing off and in love.
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his hand is very near your vadges. i don't think i can handle a relationship like this..... is that the hotty on the left? introduce me. induce me. seduce me.reduce me....