Dear Bloggers,
We have been away of late, but now we are back. Come tomorrow there will be a full blown entry, full of all sorts of tales that involve thrusting and 2 little 2 dollar cute people.
But for now we really need to give you a list. A list of people that we really want to stab with a butter knife. And another list, a list of the people that are hot. This is called, whos hot and whos not.
THE HATE LIST These people need to watch their backs.. we'll be right behind them with that butter knife.
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Oprah
3. Ben Affleck
4. Cosima from Idol
5. U2
6. John Bakers ex wife
7. Shane (from the stripes tour)
8. Tom Cruise
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Artfag
11. Chloe Maxwell
12. Lleyton Hewitt
13. Ciara (1, 2 step)
14. Jennifer Aniston
15. Kirsten Dunst
16. Fred Durst
17. AFI
18. Simple Plan
19. Jackie O
20. Gordon from big brother 1
21. Rachael from current big brother
22. System of a Down
23. Karen Elson cos she aint no Karen O
24. Mariah Carey
25. Nigel, Kesta and Dianne
26. The Mess Hall
27. Naomi Watts
28. Dave Grohl
29. Jessica Alba
30. The Strokes (except Fab)
31. Queens of the Stone Age
32. Pearl Jam
33. Ian Thorpe
34. Nikki Webster
35. Tammin Sursock
36. Renee Zelwegger
37. Paula Abdul
38. Tina Arena
39. Ashton Kutcher
40. Merch
The HOT list These are people who better watch their backs, because we'll be right behind them thrusting.
1. Meg White
2. Jack White
3. Johnny Depp
4. Chris Pontius
5. Jim Morrison
6. Mike Patton
7. Shirley Manson
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Chris Joannou
10. Sean Van Gennip
11. Steve Damstra
12. David "Frozen" Swanson
13. Ryan Dunn
14. Brad & Angelina (they are hottest when together)
15. Nicole Ritchie
16. Cedric and Omar
17. Dennis Lyxzn
18. Kirk Hammett
19. Uma Thurman
20. Sarah Almgren
21. Kurt Cobain
22. Michael Hutchence
23. Young Daniel Johns
24. Karen O
25. Xzibit
26. Nicole Kidman
27. Kate Hudson
28. Ashlee Simpson with black hair
This is all. But we just have to quickly mention someone that goes by the name Missy Higgins. We dont know where to put her. We just know we have a sick obsession with her.
BACON
We have been away of late, but now we are back. Come tomorrow there will be a full blown entry, full of all sorts of tales that involve thrusting and 2 little 2 dollar cute people.
But for now we really need to give you a list. A list of people that we really want to stab with a butter knife. And another list, a list of the people that are hot. This is called, whos hot and whos not.
THE HATE LIST These people need to watch their backs.. we'll be right behind them with that butter knife.
1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Oprah
3. Ben Affleck
4. Cosima from Idol
5. U2
6. John Bakers ex wife
7. Shane (from the stripes tour)
8. Tom Cruise
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Artfag
11. Chloe Maxwell
12. Lleyton Hewitt
13. Ciara (1, 2 step)
14. Jennifer Aniston
15. Kirsten Dunst
16. Fred Durst
17. AFI
18. Simple Plan
19. Jackie O
20. Gordon from big brother 1
21. Rachael from current big brother
22. System of a Down
23. Karen Elson cos she aint no Karen O
24. Mariah Carey
25. Nigel, Kesta and Dianne
26. The Mess Hall
27. Naomi Watts
28. Dave Grohl
29. Jessica Alba
30. The Strokes (except Fab)
31. Queens of the Stone Age
32. Pearl Jam
33. Ian Thorpe
34. Nikki Webster
35. Tammin Sursock
36. Renee Zelwegger
37. Paula Abdul
38. Tina Arena
39. Ashton Kutcher
40. Merch
The HOT list These are people who better watch their backs, because we'll be right behind them thrusting.
1. Meg White
2. Jack White
3. Johnny Depp
4. Chris Pontius
5. Jim Morrison
6. Mike Patton
7. Shirley Manson
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Chris Joannou
10. Sean Van Gennip
11. Steve Damstra
12. David "Frozen" Swanson
13. Ryan Dunn
14. Brad & Angelina (they are hottest when together)
15. Nicole Ritchie
16. Cedric and Omar
17. Dennis Lyxzn
18. Kirk Hammett
19. Uma Thurman
20. Sarah Almgren
21. Kurt Cobain
22. Michael Hutchence
23. Young Daniel Johns
24. Karen O
25. Xzibit
26. Nicole Kidman
27. Kate Hudson
28. Ashlee Simpson with black hair
This is all. But we just have to quickly mention someone that goes by the name Missy Higgins. We dont know where to put her. We just know we have a sick obsession with her.
BACON
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scroll down first, dickhead....
oh my god.
I will sit staring patiently at my screen until this oversight is corrected.