Dearest Bloggers,
What to talk about first huh? We will talk about Friday eve first. So I guess we did get really toasted because we both just sat here wondering what the fuck we did that night. One of us saw old mate who worked here and she threw bourbon into the little eye. The little eye stang. Water leaked from one eye whilst bourbon leaked from the other. We cant really remember what else we did, besides getting in trouble for sitting on the floor and then stealing some old mates stools for our own pleasure. It did seem that we had a really good night though.
Hey Merc, Get us 4 pieces of choc nut cheesecake so we can eat it on Saturday. We'll take whatever nuts you're offering.... as long as they are big and hairy
Saturday brought all sorts of tales. Satdy morn brought old mate sam over who quickly suggested food and junk shopping. We ate the good shit like pai, sweet potato chips, lasonja and choc nut cheesecake. fuck oath you're all jealous. Cept Merc, cos he had some too so I guess hes not jealous. Satdy night brought exciting anecdotes for all. We arrived at the pub at around 4 and quickly got about 10 jugs of beer into us. Emotions were high, confessions were made. Everyone was emo-sexual.
Hey Merc, What you didnt know is that when we stayed at your place, everytime you turned your back on us we were thrusting about an inch behind you. Its funny cos its true.
This leads us to talk about the reason we were there in the first place... Sunk Loto. How good are they? We werent asking you Merc. One of us went to the front barrier. This has left bruises all over the hips and boobs. The other stood at the back thrusting and swaying and yelling and stomping and playing air drums whilst crying. All our matie mates were thrown out for crowd surfing so we all made our way to the front gate. It was here that one of us discovered the pleasures of walking home from Lawton. Whats that shit about? We're not even so sure. The one who walked home happened to walk straight to the pub and then sat alone watching the football. Then Deeks walked over and said "I thought it was you, but then thought it wasnt because you are much, much taller". Deeks was right. Drinks were bought, stories were shared, smiles were had. The other one went to the disco with old mate cunts and spent all her Sydney money. When she awoke this morning she had no pants on. Dont you hate pants? The other one woke up with nothing but a singlet on. Hot.
Hey Merc, are you wearing nothing but ugg sock booties at the moment? Thats what we're masturbating to.
Today we are both suffering with very, very physical pain. Walking home from Lawton is like being bashed with a cricket bat for an hour straight. Having bruises on your breasts feels like..... having a dog bite your breasts for an hour.
This week brings us many pleasures. More pleasure than any physical pleasure. Pleasure like giddy excited from gigs n shit. We are going to go see whirlwind heat on thursday, friday and saturday. Saturday will be extra good looking because there will be 10 hot people there. Us and Merc and the band is 6 really ridiculously good looking people.. So yeah, we're hoping theres at least gonna be another 4 hotties there.
Hey, we started an air band band. One of us plays the air bass and cowbell and one of us plays the triangle and guitar and we both sing. We have two other members of the band. Sam plays the harmonica and keyboards and occasionally smashes her head into the drum cymbols. Craig plays the air drums.
NEWS FLASH
Hey Merc, Sam challenges you to a Nerd Beauty Walk Off. She claims she will win hands down.
Heres her entry photo. We made some slight modifications like giving her an emo fringe like Merc's. And a rats tail like Mercs. Merc used to be a hairdresser but he wont give us sweeping side fringes which we think is really lame.
So we just remembered how we forgot to talk about how we went to visit Merc's new home. Its a shack. A good shack. We slept on a fold out couch and had a blanket with Merc's love juice on it. We both slept with our pants undone just incase. While Merc was sleeping we army rolled into his room and slept on the floor next to his bed. We wanted to be close to the suckling. We felt like we were missing out in the lounge room. We also kissed him on the forehead and sung him a soft lullaby all whilst he was sleeping. We cleaned his glasses for him. The food he made us was tops.
All in all, good house, good food, good looking guy. We won. And we got breakfast in bed. Thanks merchgirlhousewife.
We love all you kids and thanks for your kind comments and requests for autographs. Keep your eye on the post.
BACON
What to talk about first huh? We will talk about Friday eve first. So I guess we did get really toasted because we both just sat here wondering what the fuck we did that night. One of us saw old mate who worked here and she threw bourbon into the little eye. The little eye stang. Water leaked from one eye whilst bourbon leaked from the other. We cant really remember what else we did, besides getting in trouble for sitting on the floor and then stealing some old mates stools for our own pleasure. It did seem that we had a really good night though.
Hey Merc, Get us 4 pieces of choc nut cheesecake so we can eat it on Saturday. We'll take whatever nuts you're offering.... as long as they are big and hairy
Saturday brought all sorts of tales. Satdy morn brought old mate sam over who quickly suggested food and junk shopping. We ate the good shit like pai, sweet potato chips, lasonja and choc nut cheesecake. fuck oath you're all jealous. Cept Merc, cos he had some too so I guess hes not jealous. Satdy night brought exciting anecdotes for all. We arrived at the pub at around 4 and quickly got about 10 jugs of beer into us. Emotions were high, confessions were made. Everyone was emo-sexual.
Hey Merc, What you didnt know is that when we stayed at your place, everytime you turned your back on us we were thrusting about an inch behind you. Its funny cos its true.
This leads us to talk about the reason we were there in the first place... Sunk Loto. How good are they? We werent asking you Merc. One of us went to the front barrier. This has left bruises all over the hips and boobs. The other stood at the back thrusting and swaying and yelling and stomping and playing air drums whilst crying. All our matie mates were thrown out for crowd surfing so we all made our way to the front gate. It was here that one of us discovered the pleasures of walking home from Lawton. Whats that shit about? We're not even so sure. The one who walked home happened to walk straight to the pub and then sat alone watching the football. Then Deeks walked over and said "I thought it was you, but then thought it wasnt because you are much, much taller". Deeks was right. Drinks were bought, stories were shared, smiles were had. The other one went to the disco with old mate cunts and spent all her Sydney money. When she awoke this morning she had no pants on. Dont you hate pants? The other one woke up with nothing but a singlet on. Hot.
Hey Merc, are you wearing nothing but ugg sock booties at the moment? Thats what we're masturbating to.
Today we are both suffering with very, very physical pain. Walking home from Lawton is like being bashed with a cricket bat for an hour straight. Having bruises on your breasts feels like..... having a dog bite your breasts for an hour.
This week brings us many pleasures. More pleasure than any physical pleasure. Pleasure like giddy excited from gigs n shit. We are going to go see whirlwind heat on thursday, friday and saturday. Saturday will be extra good looking because there will be 10 hot people there. Us and Merc and the band is 6 really ridiculously good looking people.. So yeah, we're hoping theres at least gonna be another 4 hotties there.
Hey, we started an air band band. One of us plays the air bass and cowbell and one of us plays the triangle and guitar and we both sing. We have two other members of the band. Sam plays the harmonica and keyboards and occasionally smashes her head into the drum cymbols. Craig plays the air drums.
NEWS FLASH
Hey Merc, Sam challenges you to a Nerd Beauty Walk Off. She claims she will win hands down.
Heres her entry photo. We made some slight modifications like giving her an emo fringe like Merc's. And a rats tail like Mercs. Merc used to be a hairdresser but he wont give us sweeping side fringes which we think is really lame.
So we just remembered how we forgot to talk about how we went to visit Merc's new home. Its a shack. A good shack. We slept on a fold out couch and had a blanket with Merc's love juice on it. We both slept with our pants undone just incase. While Merc was sleeping we army rolled into his room and slept on the floor next to his bed. We wanted to be close to the suckling. We felt like we were missing out in the lounge room. We also kissed him on the forehead and sung him a soft lullaby all whilst he was sleeping. We cleaned his glasses for him. The food he made us was tops.
All in all, good house, good food, good looking guy. We won. And we got breakfast in bed. Thanks merchgirlhousewife.
We love all you kids and thanks for your kind comments and requests for autographs. Keep your eye on the post.
BACON
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not sure if i will get into the air guitar but i will deffinetly rock it out