Dear Bloggers, Part 2.
We forgot to tell you something. What was it again? We once saw Xzibit. We were hanging out at the roundhouse.. you know, just watching the deftones or something lame like that... When all of a sudden xzibit walked on stage and sang a song with them. One of us didnt know it at the time, but he'd soon be our future husband.
Hey Merc, are you coming to Sydney with us next week? Cos we really need somewhere to stay in Sydney and we think you are it. All our mates are away.. in like England and Darwin and crazy shit like that. Do you have any mates we can stay with? We bet you do, stop hiding them from us. You should just come with us and pay for a place to stay. We know you arent broke just yet, what with moving and all. You know we're good for it.
And while we're asking for favours, whos paying for our tickets to see sunk this weekend? Other tour dates we are cycling to now include:
7th of July - The Rev to see Sunk Loto (Over 18's) - This will be a great show. We know this because we will be there and very drunk. Merc claims he will be on tour with Grinspoon, but we know he is really doing merch for the Lasonja cycling tour.
9th of July - The Rev to see Sunk Loto (All Ages) - This is an all ages event, which means it is bound to be lame. We will most likely be drunk and annoy all the lame kids. Sunk Loto will be lame and then proceed to tell us how lame we are for walking into their set late. Jason seems to notice us walking in late and he likes to remind us of how lame we are. Now that Jason is a dad he has to be responsible, which means arriving to events on time.
We kind of wish Metallica were touring. Did anyone else notice how Kirk has a ryden painting hanging on his wall in his house? we did. We also noticed how kirk is sexyl for a balding old man. We love the old man shit. When we stood next to kirk at the bar in sydney we went like this
. And then he walked away. And boy, did we watch him walk away. Hes filling out those jeans quite nicely these days. As we said at the time, he could never join the datsuns cos hes just too fat. Jimmy looks hot with no shirt on too. Vhat is just vhat. He does shit, like chew a lot of gum and go "VHAT????". Old Rob didnt do a lot, except stand there staring at Drew, like we were. He had long shiny hair though, and we thought that was kinda hot.
That is Vhat. Vhat is cool.
BACON
We forgot to tell you something. What was it again? We once saw Xzibit. We were hanging out at the roundhouse.. you know, just watching the deftones or something lame like that... When all of a sudden xzibit walked on stage and sang a song with them. One of us didnt know it at the time, but he'd soon be our future husband.
Hey Merc, are you coming to Sydney with us next week? Cos we really need somewhere to stay in Sydney and we think you are it. All our mates are away.. in like England and Darwin and crazy shit like that. Do you have any mates we can stay with? We bet you do, stop hiding them from us. You should just come with us and pay for a place to stay. We know you arent broke just yet, what with moving and all. You know we're good for it.
And while we're asking for favours, whos paying for our tickets to see sunk this weekend? Other tour dates we are cycling to now include:
7th of July - The Rev to see Sunk Loto (Over 18's) - This will be a great show. We know this because we will be there and very drunk. Merc claims he will be on tour with Grinspoon, but we know he is really doing merch for the Lasonja cycling tour.
9th of July - The Rev to see Sunk Loto (All Ages) - This is an all ages event, which means it is bound to be lame. We will most likely be drunk and annoy all the lame kids. Sunk Loto will be lame and then proceed to tell us how lame we are for walking into their set late. Jason seems to notice us walking in late and he likes to remind us of how lame we are. Now that Jason is a dad he has to be responsible, which means arriving to events on time.
We kind of wish Metallica were touring. Did anyone else notice how Kirk has a ryden painting hanging on his wall in his house? we did. We also noticed how kirk is sexyl for a balding old man. We love the old man shit. When we stood next to kirk at the bar in sydney we went like this
. And then he walked away. And boy, did we watch him walk away. Hes filling out those jeans quite nicely these days. As we said at the time, he could never join the datsuns cos hes just too fat. Jimmy looks hot with no shirt on too. Vhat is just vhat. He does shit, like chew a lot of gum and go "VHAT????". Old Rob didnt do a lot, except stand there staring at Drew, like we were. He had long shiny hair though, and we thought that was kinda hot.
That is Vhat. Vhat is cool.
BACON
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west end is the be all and end.
and fuck sunk loto too.
and tatts lotto and shit.
you know it.
but fuck x to the z for me.
he's my number one.