Dear Bloggers,
Whats going on? Every time we come back here we have a new friend! Hello new friend.
Today we went around to Sam's to find out what the other puppy is called. It is indeed called Torque.. And one is called Taco too, we just forget entirely about that one. But what we really meant to talk about was Wilson. We were going to upload photos of her, but we just dropped the white fox and Deej off at a party and we made such an impression that we were invited back for drinks. We decided we were too good for them though. We did pip about 80 times as we sped off, nearly into the side of another car. So anywho, we decided sobriety sucks and we are going to head to a pub. Not a Kerrang pub though cos we suck at Kerrang pubs. If you want to join us we will be bowling at Milton at the Brisbane hookup. not... we will be at a pub. a new pub. a pub we havent tried before. I bet we'll be the hottest there and all the girls will want to bash us. Not because we are loud mouth rude cunts, but because we are hot.
We fear that we may have a creepy interweb stalker. His secret identity is Merc. He has a family business, the creep.
We are all out of things to talk about, mostly because we want to leave and go to the pub now.
Fuck yas.
BACON
Whats going on? Every time we come back here we have a new friend! Hello new friend.
Today we went around to Sam's to find out what the other puppy is called. It is indeed called Torque.. And one is called Taco too, we just forget entirely about that one. But what we really meant to talk about was Wilson. We were going to upload photos of her, but we just dropped the white fox and Deej off at a party and we made such an impression that we were invited back for drinks. We decided we were too good for them though. We did pip about 80 times as we sped off, nearly into the side of another car. So anywho, we decided sobriety sucks and we are going to head to a pub. Not a Kerrang pub though cos we suck at Kerrang pubs. If you want to join us we will be bowling at Milton at the Brisbane hookup. not... we will be at a pub. a new pub. a pub we havent tried before. I bet we'll be the hottest there and all the girls will want to bash us. Not because we are loud mouth rude cunts, but because we are hot.
We fear that we may have a creepy interweb stalker. His secret identity is Merc. He has a family business, the creep.
We are all out of things to talk about, mostly because we want to leave and go to the pub now.
Fuck yas.
BACON
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josh on the bottom of this page, looking all tom waitsy.
fuckos. but you can see the ad for the old matey, yeah?