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what does it mean when every girl I ask out gets a dopy ear to ear smile followed by a silent full body contortion similar to laughter, but then always turns me down?

I'm a coward and I'm freaked out by uncertainty. Yet physical danger means nothing to me...

http://www.freep.com/article/20100817/NEWS06/100817017/-250K-bond-set-for-woman-in-pie-attack-on-Sen.-Levin

I swear activists are incapable of empathy. at least the establishment understands the causality between actions and results.

politicians know quid pro quo=donations=advertisements= name recognition=reelection

corporations are even better at understanding human desires and can get us to do any thing they want by offering us something we want in exchange for cash. You don't work, you don't get paid, you have to live...
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I want to make a statue this way, any volunteers?
http://www.smooth-on.com/gallery.php?galleryid=187&cPath=1213

roll the dice and go for a degree in fine arts?

the average person has one breast and one testicle.

Whats the difference between Hamid Karzai and Tony Montana? One is a corrupt, drug trafficking, narco-guerrilla who treats women like property and the other is a popular, principled, charismatic, character from the movie SCARFACE.

How can any one on the internet claim to be an anarchist? That's like saying "I'm totally apposed to the system, except for consumer electronics, the power grid, the space program, the academic institutions that created them, or the financial institutions that fund them, just as long as they make crap I like"

Today it occurred to me that I might be obsessed with a secret guerilla/vigilante fantasy. I have an extensive collection of exotic weapons and armor that I keep hidden in secret wall panels, and seem to be drawn to sci fi/ fantasy involving super powers and romantic relationships.

In retrospect, joining the Marine Corps several years back may have been an attempt to live out...
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I pledge that will not stick and/or take more than one third of my/his/it's penis into and/or from anyone i am not in love with, unless they are really hot or one or more of us faces certain death in the immediate future. Amen.