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So before you guys read any further please note that I am in no way, shape, or form prejudice agianst homosexuals. There are actually many freinds and family that I truley love that are gay. but I gotta bitch right now.

So really didn't do much of Friday night. Saturday night however got together with some buddies from work and watched UFC 53. Probably the best UFC of the year. Props to Diego Sanchez representin the 505. Anyways after the fights went out to this Club in Santa Fe. Which is like the only club in town you can go if you wanna go out and shake your ass and shit. So I'm on the dance floor dancing with a female. Having a good time. I'm obviously a straight guy enjoying the company of a beautiful lady. And then some dude comes up to me and Cups my fcukin package in his hand!

So I get fuckin pissed right. I've started shit with mutherfuckers for less believe me!. So I like chase this guy through the fuckin club, grab him by the back of his cute ass shirt and start rippin in his ass. Security see this shit, I explained what happened and one of the bouncers says to me, and I quote
" C'mon bro your in Swig"
I'm like so fuckin what man! What if I was a chick would shit be the same then. If I went up and gropped some girl? Despite my argument and creating a scene I was still the asshole gay basher at the end of the confrontation. They did give me a free drink for my emotional distress though.

So to all of the ladies out there who have ever been groped, Grinded on by some horny bastard with a bonner on the dance floor, or anything like such. I feel your pain. Men are fuckin pigs.


Beside that had a pretty fun weekend.

Later guys.