My younger sister is so cool. She can do everything, but rarely leaves the house.
But, she just up and took amtrak to hang out with me for the weekend, which is awesome.
This kid masters every kind of craft she can get her hands on. Need someone to fix your wicker chair? Weave a basket? Trapeze? Dance for you... (no)? Origami? Duct tape clothing?...
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But, she just up and took amtrak to hang out with me for the weekend, which is awesome.
This kid masters every kind of craft she can get her hands on. Need someone to fix your wicker chair? Weave a basket? Trapeze? Dance for you... (no)? Origami? Duct tape clothing?...
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This is a short story about a young girl, shall we call her *Annie.*
*Annie*
Was a lovely young lass. She walked into the shindig and everyone knew she was having a good time. She was uninhibited and a free spirit. "What fun Annie could be!" thought those who wished to befriend her. As time passed, dear Annie evolved. She started turning into what can...
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*Annie*
Was a lovely young lass. She walked into the shindig and everyone knew she was having a good time. She was uninhibited and a free spirit. "What fun Annie could be!" thought those who wished to befriend her. As time passed, dear Annie evolved. She started turning into what can...
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killtime:
Wow that will make you want to cut a bitch. Bitch meaning she's a female dog in heat.
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nubia:
haha sounds like something my cat would say
damn kitties...always taking up room and being so cute about it
damn kitties...always taking up room and being so cute about it
pmunk:
Aww. Kitty!
Just went to my family's home to move out some stuff. How in the world did I accumulate 22 puzzles? And does it make me cooler that they're all 1000-3000 pieces? ...or maybe I should get a life.
Ravensburger 4 Lyfe
Ravensburger 4 Lyfe
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lampoon:
Being Carrie on Mythbusters was definitely my dream job once upon a time. But I can wear claws on my own time anyway.
That big puzzle is way to expensive/space consuming for me!! GAH... Must wait until the holidays for charitable family members to take pity.
Lives are apparently desirable. Just spouting out what I hear from the youths these days.
That big puzzle is way to expensive/space consuming for me!! GAH... Must wait until the holidays for charitable family members to take pity.
Lives are apparently desirable. Just spouting out what I hear from the youths these days.
But why did the guy who got poked with the IV in the opening sound like he was dying from a lil needle. And where did the cops' guns go? Why didn't anyone think to army crawl across the ice to the base of the bridge? Motives... idk.? How the hell did the dude punch through a cement column?
Not revealing anything here... just love...
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Not revealing anything here... just love...
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wolfwood1203:
Because it probably hurt? They might have been taken away? They're stupid? And yeah, movie villain?
Hell yeah it kicked ass!
Hell yeah it kicked ass!
r3x:
The "for the people" rant by Bane left me unconvinced but kudos all around for good performances. Plus I actually liked his voice, despite all the fanboy whining. The ending... oof.
The Brontosaurus is not a dinosaur. How does that make you feel?
Is Littlefoot having an identity crisis? What will he do when he realizes that neither he, nor his family, nor his love really exist.
The Land Before Time is actually a movie about an unknown protagonist having an enormous existential crisis and just trying to make sense of things. Said protagonist may also...
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Is Littlefoot having an identity crisis? What will he do when he realizes that neither he, nor his family, nor his love really exist.
The Land Before Time is actually a movie about an unknown protagonist having an enormous existential crisis and just trying to make sense of things. Said protagonist may also...
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willy81:
You don't say! 
knives2meatyou:
The Brontosaurus is not a dinosaur. Pluto is not a planet. A dolphin is not a fish. Oh wait, a dolphinfish is a fish. I guess that's why it's called a dolphinfish. But a dolphin without the fish is not a fish. Then again even with a fish we are not fish. And there is a member here named Fische, who is clearly also not a fish. Phish is/are also not fish. Neither is a dolphin. Or a brontosaurus.
What the hell??? Is this where we discuss cars that park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
I do remember The Land Before Time but I apparently missed the psycho-sexual subtext.
What the hell??? Is this where we discuss cars that park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
I do remember The Land Before Time but I apparently missed the psycho-sexual subtext.
When I'm talking to myself, I wonder if the psychics out there think I'm nuts. Then I apologize to them if I've thought insulting things. Don't want to be rude to the psychics.
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knives2meatyou:
I remember years ago I represented a psychic and it was the day of her hearing. And she never showed up. So when I finally got hold of her and told her she lost her case for failing to appear I said, "You're a psychic, didn't you get the idea that something was, you know, WRONG?" She replied, "I can't be psychic when it comes to myself, that's not how it works." So I said, "Well, didn't you get the feeling that maybe I WAS A LITTLE UPSET???"
That is a true story, I did not make it up. And no, she didn't apologize, metally or otherwise.
That is a true story, I did not make it up. And no, she didn't apologize, metally or otherwise.
lampoon:
There's a small small town in Florida called Cassadega. Everyone there is psychic... theoretically. I wonder if they have the best working relationships or the worst?
What a fantastic story! It gave me a fully belly laugh. I like those.
What a fantastic story! It gave me a fully belly laugh. I like those.
Gosh my hair is always in transition!