lampoon

Because I'm just so darn busy, there's nothing exciting exactly to write about... but the sheer magnitude of what I get up to in a day is astonishing to me at this point. Because I like lists, here is a list.

Wake up at 7 and do cool lady things.
Begin the drive to Sunnyvale at 8:30, see a super gnarly/tragic accident on the way, arrive 50 minutes later.
Do a paid user study for an hour (10-11) and make $100 just for runnin' my mouth. t00 much $wag
Drive the same amount of time back to SC. Butt cramps?
Quick swing into CVS pharmacy and TJs next door for a sammich.
To work I go! 1 to 4 makin' my eyes sore (...because I'm staring at a computer screen the entire time)
Mob back home for all of 5 minutes so that my couple of groceries don't melt.
But wait, out again to meet with a group for a summer class project.
But wait wait, back home again to show a prospective tenant the room. Entertain her and her surprise 4 friends.
Fiiinally make it over to Wendell's for some and dinner.
Watch True Blood and do a little dreading.
A hop skip and jump back home to study for a quiz that's on the 'morrow.

I'm pooped. I need to poop. Stress is backing up my system. Kiiidding... poop jokes are funny. Rarely. Sorry.