lampoon

I remember years ago I represented a psychic and it was the day of her hearing. And she never showed up. So when I finally got hold of her and told her she lost her case for failing to appear I said, "You're a psychic, didn't you get the idea that something was, you know, WRONG?" She replied, "I can't be psychic when it comes to myself, that's not how it works." So I said, "Well, didn't you get the feeling that maybe I WAS A LITTLE UPSET???"

That is a true story, I did not make it up. And no, she didn't apologize, metally or otherwise.

There's a small small town in Florida called Cassadega. Everyone there is psychic... theoretically. I wonder if they have the best working relationships or the worst?

What a fantastic story! It gave me a fully belly laugh. I like those.