Surrounded by friends, acquaintances, well-wishers, suitors, family et.c. And yet I couldn't possibly feel more alone. What, please, is my fucking problem? Cos I'm not one of these standing-in-the-corner-looking-moody-and-mysterious-yet-oh-so-implacable types. I WANT to connect with someone, but it's not happening. What am I doing wrong? What is the rest of the world doing wrong if it's not me? Scratch that, it's obviously me. Answers on a postcard please!
