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no, i'm not boffing the boss, but i sure would like to be!
yes, i will try to score a picture, but make no promises.
i will also try to score in other ways. yes.
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pwndcake:
By popular demand, here is the Britney blurb I was asked to write for the English Composition class. This is the special The_Electron remix, previously unreleased before this journal comment,

Who--exactly--is Britney Spears? What does she represent?

Britney Spears is a 24 year old cunt born in Kentwood, Louisiana, a small town near the Mississippi border. A young performer, she first appeared on Star Search at age 9, and followed that with an appearance off Broadway, a Miss Cunt USA title, and two years as a cast member on the reincarnation of The Mickey Mouse Club. Shortly after leaving The Mickey Mouse Club, she released the single Baby One More Time, and became an even bigger cunt. She portrayed an image of a sweet, playful, yet chaste cunt - a counterpoint to the aggressively masculine hip-hop and rap artists that dominated MTV at that time. She was teasing without being a total cunt, and humble without being meek. What she offered to America was a cunt that was easy to accept, and an embodiment of the Southern ideals of what a cunt should be. Although she has tried to change that image recently in an attempt to broaden the marketability of her cunt, her core fan base is still made up of those who see her as a sweet sweet Southern cunt.



*edited for format errors

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 1:52PM]

[Edited on Apr 19, 2005 1:55PM]
buckknuckle:




well?
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yowza!
eeek
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buckknuckle:
It's doing fine. And you?
theseadog:
Cut off again! I was just about at work, so I didn't call back. Have I ever had a conversation with you where one of us actually hung up, instead of getting disconected?
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Bah!
i leave for a few days and three people on my friends list went grey! frown
sad.
i'm hanging in there. things are getting better. i swear!
love
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disdain:
better... neat.
whitewidow:
I hope the Easter Bunny was extra good to you this year - other wise I am having Rabbit stew for supper tomorrowbiggrin

Kisses kiss kiss
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i should let everyone know that i am stuggling through.
i am.
barely.
my internet is gone again.
i am going to try to get it back working this weekend *hopes*
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whitewidow:
magnadolce:
My condolences. Tough it out soldier!
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ha ha ha my new manager loves me! i met him today and he is rad. (also kinda cute, but that is another story wink)
i forsee goodtimes ahead.
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cayce:
kinda cute sounds kinda fun.
goodtimes indeed. smile wink
oracle:
cute managers rock
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i did it.
it's done.
in a mere few weeks i will be back to being a peon.
i will only be taking a $0.75 pay cut too!
this is the best thing ever.
EVER
no more responsibility
a smooth ride.
*whew*
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disdain:
biggrin
hypnogogic:
you have to work at 1:00 again?

the food starts at 5:30, the game starts at 7:00
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i am into this thing right now where the only thing i seem to be any good at is torturing myself.
yay.

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theseadog:
OH man, I'm awesome at torturing myself. Quick, lets have a contest. 1-2-3 GO!
disdain:
at least you're good at something... whatever
sorry for flaking on sunday. i'm quite the dick. if you come to the show at ash street this sunday, it'll be my treat.
kiss
be nice to yourself. even if you can only stand to do so for a little while.
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i am a lot of things these days.
one of them is obesessed.
not with just one thing but with many.
past loves,
past lives,
past hurts...
(hmm is there a theme here? whatever )
oh and too many more to list.
i don't go anywhere anymore. i travel in my head.
i go backwards and forwards. the past and the future seem to be my...
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magnadolce:
There will be more before your days are up, so brace yourself. wink
Life is so cool because it's so full of variety, ups and downs... I love it, even the worst of it.
buckknuckle:
just venting. don't fret. call me later.
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i have no news.
that is good right?
i'm bored.
i need to shake things up.
i'm also hungry. maybe what i should shake up is some dinner....
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llouys:


blush
disdain:
i'm skerd!!! eeek
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so my sketchy stolen wireless has stopped working. actually, the 'stealees ' wised up and put a password on their network frown
jerks.

anyway, that explains how much of a bad internet friend i've been.
i am sorry.
rest assured that nothing interesting has happened, i'm still miserable and i'm still fucking around with medication trying to get better.
*sigh*
how are you all?
to the...
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fatdavid8:
I don't know about that: sometimes women who want to bonk me talk about odd things (other than myself, I mean).

How's the weight-loss going? I had a cheesburger orgy this weekend and am back up to 186 lbs. oink oink oink I'm still going to be skinnier than you one day, and you'll just die when you see me at our highschool reunion in my perfect little black dress! tongue
disdain:
surreal HA HA HA HA HA!