So. If you pimp ME out, that means you are setting up my dates, right? Yeah, I could use some sex, but since I only get hit on by scary middle aged "bear" type homosexuals, in what way does me being a ho for you make you deserve free tattoos?! I know it's a Pimps Up/Ho's Down kinda world, but really.... Besides, I totally give you deals because you have a nice booty. Ha!
love,
Adam
....you know, fresh baked bread products are THE way to free tattoos. ahhaha!
adam