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afterbirth:
What's all this I hear about you and jesus????
surlymike:
The beach must be rather cold by now, though! 
I'm off to the beach, biatch!
Yep, this asshole is at the beach!
Yep, this asshole is at the beach!
velvetknuckles:
Don't get sand in your red spider. Ouchies uncomfy.
....Continued from earlier today, our narratorr fills us in.....
When I left off, Papa Smurf had fallen madly in love with Smurfet, like all the other Smurfs. Little did ol' Pappy know, she was trickin' on the side, not for the money, but for the sex! Of course, Papa didn't know this. He thought he was the only one. Once he caught her though, all...
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When I left off, Papa Smurf had fallen madly in love with Smurfet, like all the other Smurfs. Little did ol' Pappy know, she was trickin' on the side, not for the money, but for the sex! Of course, Papa didn't know this. He thought he was the only one. Once he caught her though, all...
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afterbirth:
Aw, you're just saying that.
CorpHo said my ass was big.
CorpHo said my ass was big.
midwinter:
The hilarity of Smurfs vs Skeletor is only matched by He-Man and his detachable, notched invisible dick.
Long time no chat. How are ye?
Long time no chat. How are ye?
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gargamelshitsblu:
No Gargamel in the story? hmmm we'll have to change that!
No Gargamel in the story? hmmm we'll have to change that!
nyssa:
I miss the smurfs!
So I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too!
The old saying of what comes around goes around. I find that this is true. If it be the good, or the bad, it's there lurking under the rug that was swept under. Patiently awaiting for it's grand entrance. And when it does make it's greeting. BAM! You know karma has found you!...
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The old saying of what comes around goes around. I find that this is true. If it be the good, or the bad, it's there lurking under the rug that was swept under. Patiently awaiting for it's grand entrance. And when it does make it's greeting. BAM! You know karma has found you!...
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nc_guy:
Wow! That was rather intense. I admit that I don't know what it all means though. 
mrgoose:
You had me at cake and then you lost me when you said I couldn't have it and eat it.
Okay, time for a semi - real update.
Life has been crazy! Good crazy. Everything has been going by so smoothly. A few scrapes but hey, life can't be perfect. I saw X and Rollins this past Tuesday. Henry is like a super mutant muscle that moves around like a paranoid chicken. John Doe told me he loved me. Yes me! Into the microphone he...
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kristie:
You still online? What're you up to tonight?
dekews:
Looks like a fun party. 
One of my favorite things I've ever said is, "Ever feel like the movie of your life is running out of extras?" Sounds like you had a few of those moments lately.
One of my favorite things I've ever said is, "Ever feel like the movie of your life is running out of extras?" Sounds like you had a few of those moments lately.
Okay, time for a semi - real update.
Life has been crazy! Good crazy. Everything has been going by so smoothly. A few scrapes but hey, life can't be perfect. I saw X and Rollins this past Tuesday. Henry is like a super mutant muscle that moves around like a paranoid chicken. John Doe told me he loved me. Yes me! Into the microphone he...
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Life has been crazy! Good crazy. Everything has been going by so smoothly. A few scrapes but hey, life can't be perfect. I saw X and Rollins this past Tuesday. Henry is like a super mutant muscle that moves around like a paranoid chicken. John Doe told me he loved me. Yes me! Into the microphone he...
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Well you see i've been gone for quite a while, and the reason for my absence is very simple. I'm in love with Sea Horses. So much that I have to capitalize the name. I would like to share this with you if I may:
Did You Know:
-Seahorses gained international protection on May 15, 2004
-What do South American Spider Monkeys, Ringtail Opossums and...
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Did You Know:
-Seahorses gained international protection on May 15, 2004
-What do South American Spider Monkeys, Ringtail Opossums and...
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afterbirth:
Yeah, but now I feel like you only did it cause I badgered you.
That sounds dirty.
And I know you don't like me better than mAllenfoto.
It's just a sham.
That sounds dirty.
And I know you don't like me better than mAllenfoto.
It's just a sham.
dr_ew:
Seahorses like to swim in pairs linked by their tales? I would love to see that.
Thats some cool new foto section. Can I borrow your friends, they seem a lot cooler than mine.
Thats some cool new foto section. Can I borrow your friends, they seem a lot cooler than mine.
For all you Len Bias fans. Due to the rain, their last show post-poned. They will be playing, Monday July 10th at Fort Reno.
And I don't want to hear any shit about their fucking name. That means Drago. Go out and support your local music.
Yes I am still on here. I magically got 6 free months on here. So thank you!
And I don't want to hear any shit about their fucking name. That means Drago. Go out and support your local music.
Yes I am still on here. I magically got 6 free months on here. So thank you!
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onewithall:
i agree, smokin pics hun! 
scheisskopf:
Glove- What's up?
I guess you're still around-- good.
I guess you're still around-- good.
I just wanted to post that some members of this site are petty, and unfair. Some members of this site have no idea that this is just that, a site. Gersguy and I got kicked out of the SGDC group, and the reason is in fact one of many why I am leaving.
I got kicked out for informing the DC area members about Len...
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I got kicked out for informing the DC area members about Len...
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takeitout:
hello. i do not have one of the boyfriends. maybe someday the right boy will talk to me more. you are the only girl i know on here and i want to ask you a question if it is ok with you. i would like to know more about the colors you put on your eyes. where do i get that to do to mine. the top of your eyes are very nice and i think boys night like mine more if i do that. thank you and just so you know my uncle is the person who lays the bricks. he and my uncle do a very good job and i do not think that i am strong enough to do that kind of work. i will tell my uncle mike hello for you and tell him about the new people and friends i make on the computer. do you have a boyfriend? slepp well.
bedheadchicken:
Oh my god! that TakeItOut person is insane! She wrote one comment to me so I responded, but then I saw everything she wrote to you. wow!
how are you? I haven't talked to you in 1000 forevers.
how are you? I haven't talked to you in 1000 forevers.