kylepus

oh no, did you lose your legs???

it's just that she used it to offend. it tickles me pink to no end. not to mention it gave me the pleasure of quoting Louis CK at her face

Yes, old `pus. You must live.

Motivational video!

Well hello again ")

Ummmm, surely Kyle's back, right?

You are the most amazing creature ever.

Remember to hydrate.

Of course you are! I'd expect nothing less...

This doesn't surprise me. (Real) TIs are state run, and The Netherlands wants coffee shops and the red light district to be gone. Apparently the Hague is not as tolerant as Amsterdam is, hates Amsterdam, and hates that it's the sex and drug capital of the Western world. They are actively trying to change this by creating strict zoning laws to prevent coffee shops from operating pretty much anywhere and by buying out all of the windows and putting mannequins in them with "designer fashions". It's a laughable waste of resources, especially considering the Dutch and their complete disregard for rules and regulations. However it does mean that dozens of coffee shops have closed down and the red light district is barely more than four blocks now. It also means that TIs give ridiculous information like that which you obtained.

P.S. Popular opinion says The Rookies is your best coffee shop stop.

well how much Guinness do you put and how much ice cream?

So never let Mortimer own a gun?

guns and milkshakes!

ooo gettin warm by the fire

Yes.

I love you Kyle. Hope you actually do remember Amsterdam though!