kyleomen

We battled.
It was satisfying.
Time for bed.
I will give a much needed update tomorrow.
Good night all.
Sleep well and dream of sausage.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!~ I back gosh damrnit!

Fuck comcast and their slow-ass service.

I shall be giving a massive update with all the trimmings. But for now I will tend to my laundry and balls.

Holy shitemonkey. I haven't had the internet since the day of my last post. I was about to go insane. I came home today and found it working like a pro. I'm retardedly happy right now. But, my real update will have to wait. I am dirty and need to clense. I am hungry and need to eat. I am horny and need to masturbate....
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Well spank me down...

I slept for far to long yesterday. I was planning on going to the gym. I got home from work and had a few beers. Smoked a few smokes and then watched some tv with the fellas. Then I went up stairs to take a nappy and when I awoke, it was 3 fucking am. Where does the time go? Sooooo,...
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I got drunk last night to forget that I have no future planned.

I got drunk last night to forget that I have no one to love.

I got drunk last night because I am not where I want to be. It's been to long.

I got drunk last night to piss the fuck out of others.

In the end I realized that enough is...
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Alrighty then!

The plan was to get "all sexy" and head down to QXT's to celebrate Iggy's birthday. Little did I know that I was going to get lost and spend almost two hours trying to find this place. Everyone I asked gave me different information. Mapquest, a.k.a complete assholes, decided to give me directions to Elizabeth instead of Newark. Bitching aside, I finally did...
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I'm headed to Iggy's party tonight at QXT's. I'm very very excited. I get to dannnnnnnnnnce!

I fucking shot my monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHITE!

Never, ever, evvvvvver think that there isn't one in the chamber. If you do, you'll be like me. A MORON!

Sad thing is that the "wound" looks really cool.

I like pie. Pie! Pie! Pie!